Soup O'Clock!
Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:21 by HM writer

Danielle Lloyd and fiancé Jamie O'Hara emerged from their tasteful white Range Rover to attend the Miss UK party at Jalouse last night with the only other guest, someone called Jo-Emma Larvin. And Danielle, who was recently reinstated with her Miss GB title, deserved the night off, what with her busy week of confronting rumours that Katie Price had made her cry during her engagement party last weekend because the dress she wore Price had already worn like, last year...

It was made of diamonds and cost nearly £30,000, stop complaining...

Danielle, so exasperated by her already stressful and hectic life, said:

"Kate Price did not make me cry at my party, in fact it wasn't even the same dress she wore. People are so sad to make up lies."

It looked the same to us...

Her spokesperson added:

"Danielle and Katie are best friends, there's no truth in the matter. They are completely different dresses. They're by the same designer but they are not the same dress."

Finally we can all have a decent night's sleep...

Also out and about creating a fine soup, Jo-Emma Larvin (Joe Calzaghe's girlfriend before he ran off with the Russian dancer from 'Strictly Come Dancing') and Miquita Oliver. Soup ahoy...

  • Nothing quite so glamorous as that. I suspect the dialogue would have gone something along the lines of "EH DANI! I just queefed me thrush cream all over the back seat 'ere! NYAAAAA HAHAHAHAAA"

    Tanyas pink muff Fri, 22/01/2010 - 15:08
  • Why do you keep running "stories" about Danielle fucking Lloyd for? Is she paying you a retainer? Careful you don't end up like the equivalent of OK! where the F(ucked) List can still hope for a little bit of coverage.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:59
  • That, MJ, is probably why some sectors of our nation hold her so dear.

    stella ah trois Thu, 21/01/2010 - 22:23
  • Picture 1 is how I imagine they would look if they'd just mowed down a young family of ethnic origin and their 90 yr old grandmother.

    Tanyas pink muff Thu, 21/01/2010 - 15:55
  • Just like everybody has forgotten Cheryl "the nations sweetheart" Cole's little dalliance with racism & assault.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 15:22
  • dandy, you're right. I had actually totally forgotten the whole racist thing til just now. Hmmm.

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:55
  • Well, she's not. See reference to ginger midget. Or prejudiced towards 'little people/dwarves'. Sorry people of limited stature. I expect someone will give her a grant soon.

    stella ah trois Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:54
  • Do you think the bird in the back of their car (pic 1) farts laughing gas or something ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:54
  • She's just laughing because she doesn't have to keep pretending she's not a racist anymore.

    dandyboy Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:52
  • She looks a bit like Jennifer Coolidge, I reckons...

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:41
  • Danielle, you are engaged to a ginger ugly midget - if one thing, you should weep about it rather than burst into laughter you stupid twat. Let us have the last laugh please.

    kermits Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:40
  • I really hope someone pushes her face through a grill soon. And then stamps on it. But while there are no cameras about and no one reports on it.

    dandyboy Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:35
  • in the words of the leggy, scouse, keepyourmouthshutforfucksake lovely herself:

    "what was we laughing at"?

    well, quite.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:33
  • Apparenlty that Jo Emma Larvin is 27.....yeah sure you are love...same as that Lady Ga ga bint is only 23.....Shenanigans !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:15
  • Rancid minger

    BonnyWill Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:53
  • Rancid minger

    BonnyWill Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:53
  • Apparenlty that Jo Emma Larvin is 27.....yeah sure you are love...same as that Lady Ga ga bint is only 23.....Shenanigans !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:15
  • in the words of the leggy, scouse, keepyourmouthshutforfucksake lovely herself:

    "what was we laughing at"?

    well, quite.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:33
  • I really hope someone pushes her face through a grill soon. And then stamps on it. But while there are no cameras about and no one reports on it.

    dandyboy Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:35
  • Danielle, you are engaged to a ginger ugly midget - if one thing, you should weep about it rather than burst into laughter you stupid twat. Let us have the last laugh please.

    kermits Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:40
  • She looks a bit like Jennifer Coolidge, I reckons...

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:41
  • She's just laughing because she doesn't have to keep pretending she's not a racist anymore.

    dandyboy Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:52
  • Do you think the bird in the back of their car (pic 1) farts laughing gas or something ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:54
  • Well, she's not. See reference to ginger midget. Or prejudiced towards 'little people/dwarves'. Sorry people of limited stature. I expect someone will give her a grant soon.

    stella ah trois Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:54
  • dandy, you're right. I had actually totally forgotten the whole racist thing til just now. Hmmm.

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:55
  • Just like everybody has forgotten Cheryl "the nations sweetheart" Cole's little dalliance with racism & assault.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 15:22
  • Picture 1 is how I imagine they would look if they'd just mowed down a young family of ethnic origin and their 90 yr old grandmother.

    Tanyas pink muff Thu, 21/01/2010 - 15:55
  • That, MJ, is probably why some sectors of our nation hold her so dear.

    stella ah trois Thu, 21/01/2010 - 22:23
  • Why do you keep running "stories" about Danielle fucking Lloyd for? Is she paying you a retainer? Careful you don't end up like the equivalent of OK! where the F(ucked) List can still hope for a little bit of coverage.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:59
  • Nothing quite so glamorous as that. I suspect the dialogue would have gone something along the lines of "EH DANI! I just queefed me thrush cream all over the back seat 'ere! NYAAAAA HAHAHAHAAA"

    Tanyas pink muff Fri, 22/01/2010 - 15:08

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