Danielle Lloyd and Jamie O'HaraDanielle Lloyd and Jamie O'Hara

One born every minute
Wed, 03/03/2010 - 11:43 by HM writer

Danielle Lloyd is living the dream (apart from that time Tesco staff mistook her Juicy Couture tracksuit for pyjamas and asked her to leave). She's snared footballer Jamie O'Hara, become his fiancé and now she's just announced that they're expecting their first child...

Almost as scary as the time someone pretended that Kerry Katona was pregnant with her fifth child.

A spokesperson on behalf of Lloyd announced:

"I am pleased to confirm that Danielle Lloyd and Jamie O'Hara are expecting their first child. Danielle is due to give birth at the end of July and is very excited but slightly nervous at the prospect of becoming a mum.

 

"Danielle was overjoyed with the news that she was expecting. Having been a sufferer of Polycystic Ovary Syndrome, she was once told that she would never be able to have children, which makes the news even more exciting."

Embassy and Faces just won't be the same without her...

(But at least the glass tables will remain in tact, etc).

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    james123 Tue, 03/08/2010 - 10:28
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    xiaoblue Wed, 09/06/2010 - 06:10
  • A hateful cunt and a spacky-looking dwarf who kicks a ball, and whom frankly she wouldn't piss on if it weren't for the £££ in his back pocket.

    She is a fucking lying shit, and a fucking downright insult to all women who genuinely cannot conceive. A disgusting fucking whooer

    koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 12:05
  • Come on, you know who she is. One third of the racist trio of cunts who spent a couple of weeks bullying Shilpa Shetty because she is Indian and more to the point, beautiful. Since celeb BB, one of them has gone financially bust and the other has died. Evidence of God at last? Perhaps we should all convert to Hinduism.

    psammmead Thu, 04/03/2010 - 09:16
  • I don't think I have ever really heard of them.

    Verkauf Thu, 04/03/2010 - 08:30
  • I should coco!

    Someone has just pissed in it.

    jiggerycock Wed, 03/03/2010 - 16:46
  • The gene pool has just taken another perceptible downward slump...

    erniemilko Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:22
  • Polycystic Ovary Syndrome results in you being hairy, spotty and fat. Now, I'm no doctor. Well not a very good one (Kazakhstan 2003 - distance learning) but... Me think she is bull shitty so she can do a story about her 'problems conceiving' - watch that space you usually ignore between Empire and New Statesman where 'Closely Reaveled in a Picky Up Take a Break' lies. Sigh. More misery and perverse hope for those who really fucking can't get up the duff cos of their spazzy ovaries.

    stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:43
  • Congratulations to Danielle! Well done to Dan!
    I've got some money in the post office - not much but a little - can I have her addresss so I can send her an explosive I mean expensive present? Thaaanks.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:29
  • First time he's got into the box all season

    jiggerycock Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:22
  • If Quasimodo-features has any brains at all, he will ask for a paternity test in due course...

    walsingham Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:10
  • I love that 'she was once told she would never be able to have children.' By whom? Just some bloke in the pub? Not a doctor clearly. Shame though. I feel hers is a gene pool better off discontinued.

    psammmead Wed, 03/03/2010 - 12:06
  • I love that 'she was once told she would never be able to have children.' By whom? Just some bloke in the pub? Not a doctor clearly. Shame though. I feel hers is a gene pool better off discontinued.

    psammmead Wed, 03/03/2010 - 12:06
  • If Quasimodo-features has any brains at all, he will ask for a paternity test in due course...

    walsingham Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:10
  • First time he's got into the box all season

    jiggerycock Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:22
  • Congratulations to Danielle! Well done to Dan!
    I've got some money in the post office - not much but a little - can I have her addresss so I can send her an explosive I mean expensive present? Thaaanks.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:29
  • Polycystic Ovary Syndrome results in you being hairy, spotty and fat. Now, I'm no doctor. Well not a very good one (Kazakhstan 2003 - distance learning) but... Me think she is bull shitty so she can do a story about her 'problems conceiving' - watch that space you usually ignore between Empire and New Statesman where 'Closely Reaveled in a Picky Up Take a Break' lies. Sigh. More misery and perverse hope for those who really fucking can't get up the duff cos of their spazzy ovaries.

    stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:43
  • The gene pool has just taken another perceptible downward slump...

    erniemilko Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:22
  • I should coco!

    Someone has just pissed in it.

    jiggerycock Wed, 03/03/2010 - 16:46
  • I don't think I have ever really heard of them.

    Verkauf Thu, 04/03/2010 - 08:30
  • Come on, you know who she is. One third of the racist trio of cunts who spent a couple of weeks bullying Shilpa Shetty because she is Indian and more to the point, beautiful. Since celeb BB, one of them has gone financially bust and the other has died. Evidence of God at last? Perhaps we should all convert to Hinduism.

    psammmead Thu, 04/03/2010 - 09:16
  • A hateful cunt and a spacky-looking dwarf who kicks a ball, and whom frankly she wouldn't piss on if it weren't for the £££ in his back pocket.

    She is a fucking lying shit, and a fucking downright insult to all women who genuinely cannot conceive. A disgusting fucking whooer

    koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 12:05
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    xiaoblue Wed, 09/06/2010 - 06:10
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    james123 Tue, 03/08/2010 - 10:28

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