For fear of falling through a glass table again, brave Danielle Lloyd has had to resort to hiring a bodyguard to go out clubbing in London. Athough she could save her money, do us all a favour and just stay in...

The 25-year-old WAG was allgedly punched in the face a few months ago before being pushed through a table in Crystal nigthclub in Marylebone.

A source had said:

"Dani is looking to get away now as she’s too scared. She won’t be seen out for a while now and she will have a bodyguard."

And bodyguards don't seem to come much bigger than this one... He made more of an effort than O'Hara by dressing up for the evening in a waistcoat and matching trousers. And look at those arms. They're more muscular than Madonna's (only a bit, mind).

Once she's milked the accident dry (it may have a few drops left in it yet) we can all look forward to the build up and eventual pictures of her wedding to the 22-year-old Tottenham Hotspur footballer.

She said over the weekend:

"We're planning to get engaged next year and married the year after. We're not rushing into anything - we know we're going to be together for the rest of our lives."

 

We give it two weeks...