Trackie bum
Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:11 by HM writer

STOP EVERYTHING. News just in that Tesco staff confused Danielle Lloyd's £120 Juicy Couture tracksuit for pyjamas and claimed that she was therefore breaching the new ban on wearing bedwear in the supermarket...

A new rule has been introduced by Tesco which bans shoppers from wearing their nightwear in supermarket so perhaps we can start our own petition to prevent anyone anywhere in the world from wearing a Juicy Couture tracksuit.

Danielle Lloyd took her customer dissatisfaction online to write:

"Just went to Tesco and the man says to me, 'You can't wear pyjamas in here'. I said, 'I ain't got pyjamas on,' and he said, 'You sure?'" Danielle was in fact wearing a £120 tracksuit."

She later added upon reflection:

"They must think they're posh. I don't care what I wear to the shops."

Yeah, probably. But Juicy tracksuits are offensive no matter where you wear them.

  • it looks very weird. what is she doing with her hair?
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    julieta Wed, 27/04/2011 - 19:07
  • she's funny looking, that's why they make her leave.
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    geger Fri, 22/04/2011 - 10:17
  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/danielle-lloyd-wears-juicy-tracksuit-tesco-gets-told-leave43153#ixzz0wfWlPQyL
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:24
  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    koshmar Sat, 06/02/2010 - 21:22
  • I thought she's of shopped at Iceland, she's in the same fucking bracket as Katona. Useless as fuck.

    gecko2 Sat, 06/02/2010 - 11:41
  • Jamie O'Hara looks like the banjo player in Deliverance

    Columbia Fri, 05/02/2010 - 21:25
  • No track - no tracksuit.
    Dozy chav cunt.

    tigerstail Fri, 05/02/2010 - 15:39
  • Teddy Sheringham's alright (other than being a fucking yiddo of course), he's ugly in a weird crow faced way but he's piled his way through loads of women and he's never been silly enough to marry any of them so none of this "John Terry" cobblers.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 15:12
  • I don't know which is worse, her bragging about paying £120 for a tracksuit that hasn't been 'in' since 2004 or her actually spending £120 on said tracksuit.

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 05/02/2010 - 15:10
  • What a catch...compared to Teddy Sheringham at least?!

    Also does he have any idea how much footballers' porridge he's stirring???? Guess he must love sloppy seconds...

    erniemilko Fri, 05/02/2010 - 15:02
  • Oooooof, he's a looker, innee!

    tescopop Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:53
  • Jamie O Hara

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:10
  • which footballer is it this time?

    slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:46
  • Or the ugly little quasimodo lookalike on her arm......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:29
  • It may have been the BNP logo or the big white pointy hood that put them off, love........

    slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:23
  • It may have been the BNP logo or the big white pointy hood that put them off, love........

    slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:23
  • Or the ugly little quasimodo lookalike on her arm......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:29
  • which footballer is it this time?

    slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:46
  • Jamie O Hara

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:10
  • Oooooof, he's a looker, innee!

    tescopop Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:53
  • What a catch...compared to Teddy Sheringham at least?!

    Also does he have any idea how much footballers' porridge he's stirring???? Guess he must love sloppy seconds...

    erniemilko Fri, 05/02/2010 - 15:02
  • I don't know which is worse, her bragging about paying £120 for a tracksuit that hasn't been 'in' since 2004 or her actually spending £120 on said tracksuit.

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 05/02/2010 - 15:10
  • Teddy Sheringham's alright (other than being a fucking yiddo of course), he's ugly in a weird crow faced way but he's piled his way through loads of women and he's never been silly enough to marry any of them so none of this "John Terry" cobblers.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 15:12
  • No track - no tracksuit.
    Dozy chav cunt.

    tigerstail Fri, 05/02/2010 - 15:39
  • Jamie O'Hara looks like the banjo player in Deliverance

    Columbia Fri, 05/02/2010 - 21:25
  • I thought she's of shopped at Iceland, she's in the same fucking bracket as Katona. Useless as fuck.

    gecko2 Sat, 06/02/2010 - 11:41
  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    koshmar Sat, 06/02/2010 - 21:22
  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/danielle-lloyd-wears-juicy-tracksuit-tesco-gets-told-leave43153#ixzz0wfWlPQyL
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:24
  • she's funny looking, that's why they make her leave.
    loss fats

    geger Fri, 22/04/2011 - 10:17
  • it looks very weird. what is she doing with her hair?
    how to win your ex girlfriend back

    julieta Wed, 27/04/2011 - 19:07

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