A new rule has been introduced by Tesco which bans shoppers from wearing their nightwear in supermarket so perhaps we can start our own petition to prevent anyone anywhere in the world from wearing a Juicy Couture tracksuit.
Danielle Lloyd took her customer dissatisfaction online to write:
"Just went to Tesco and the man says to me, 'You can't wear pyjamas in here'. I said, 'I ain't got pyjamas on,' and he said, 'You sure?'" Danielle was in fact wearing a £120 tracksuit."
She later added upon reflection:
"They must think they're posh. I don't care what I wear to the shops."
Yeah, probably. But Juicy tracksuits are offensive no matter where you wear them.
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COMMENTS (12)
It may have been the BNP logo or the big white pointy hood that put them off, love........
Or the ugly little quasimodo lookalike on her arm......
which footballer is it this time?
Jamie O Hara
Oooooof, he's a looker, innee!
What a catch...compared to Teddy Sheringham at least?!
Also does he have any idea how much footballers' porridge he's stirring???? Guess he must love sloppy seconds...
Teddy Sheringham's alright (other than being a fucking yiddo of course), he's ugly in a weird crow faced way but he's piled his way through loads of women and he's never been silly enough to marry any of them so none of this "John Terry" cobblers.
I don't know which is worse, her bragging about paying £120 for a tracksuit that hasn't been 'in' since 2004 or her actually spending £120 on said tracksuit.
No track - no tracksuit.
Dozy chav cunt.
She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking