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Danielle Lloyd in London in a Range Rover

Bangers and Gash

Wed, 30/09/2009 - 12:00 by Mr. HM

Danielle Lloyd bravely threw aside her own personal pain and suffering from her reecent tragic accident to show victims of injury and assault how to put on a brave face and move forward with their lives. It mainly consisted of wearing sausages in her feet and sitting in an £80,000 Range Rover.

What does she actually DO?

Do you employ Danielle Lloyd? Has she ever done anything for you in exchange for money? In the occupation bit on forms does she put 'Nightclub frequenter and occasional racist?'

Someone has to be paying for those shoes, which were seemingly lovingly crafted by a blind clown with no arms.

And those seats look like something you'd sit on in a replica 1950s American Diner where the staff have to dress in borderline fancy dress with a namebadge and side orders are just called "sides" and the only drink you can get is rootbeer (disgusting) or a coke float (delicious) before being charged £15 for a hot dog. I blame Danielle Lloyd and her racist Range Rover. You should too.

Danielle Lloyd pictures, Danielle Lloyd

Comments

I must say this is a disgusting state of affairs. There is no ryme or reason for this article other than to create an opportunity for individuals to behave badly on line.

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SeaneFoote Wed, 08/09/2010 - 02:54
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tonyso Tue, 16/02/2010 - 11:54
So you met her did you? Did she leave the frys and have the Dietcoke?
Have a word with yourself you utter cockend,
Just because some airhead Z-lister racist spunkbucket brushed passed you, you've changed your opinion of her.
I'm afraid that just makes you look more pathetic and shallow than the fucking cunts you admire,do us all a favour,Kill Yourself now,......Its for the best.
nikbear Thu, 01/10/2009 - 14:34
Topbiatch you retard, stop sniffing glue.
BustySinclair Thu, 01/10/2009 - 14:17
Hello darling, it's pandakiller again,

I just wanted to withdraw my statement regarding Danielle Lloyd yes Danielle Lloyd!

In no way is she a freeloading consumer of footballer sperm at all, and I'm quite sure she is a very talented DJ, yes DJ! even though nobody has ever heard of her DJ'ing prowess, and shouldn't ever be chucked through glass tables in front of everyone "in da club" for being a nasty stuck-up flash little racist cunt yes cunt!

You're quite right, I clearly need to go to Forrest, which I presume is in Nottingham, to have sexual intercourse with some pandas in order to re-adjust my opinion of this wonderful celebrity yes celebrity!

And I shouldn't have been glad that her racist friend Jade Goody died of the cancer at all.

So she has a blue Bentley Continental? Yes, Bentley Continental!

And her own clothing range you say? Yes clothing range!

And a documentary? Yes documentary!

You're right, prostitution does indeed pay very well, especially if your main clients are famous well-paid footballers. Yes, footballers!

Please accept my apologies, it won't happen again.

Yours, with undying love for "Dani" yes "Dani"!

pandakiller
pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 09:26
Yr trble Blart is u r so stupid and u cnt c how mazinly talented Danyell iz. She can open iTunes and prs play in a club and her acoustic solo setz r mazin too. She iz now with Fascist Recordz. They wldn't hav signed her if she wasn't mazin. <3 <3 <3 !!!!1111!
kwebb Thu, 01/10/2009 - 08:11
Hey Kwebby, do you feel a "Girls Can't Catch" moment is about to begin??

LOLZ!!
Blartmonster Thu, 01/10/2009 - 00:42
"she hasn't done me any harm and I don't know her to talk nasty about her"

"I hated her after big brother but to be honest after meeting her I changed my opinion of her"

Your witness..
kwebb Wed, 30/09/2009 - 22:41
She's probably shagged them too. Actually, probably easier to name the blokes she hasn't sucked off...
walsingham Wed, 30/09/2009 - 22:07
She's probably shagged them too. Actually, probably easier to name the blokes she hasn't sucked off...
walsingham Wed, 30/09/2009 - 22:06
And there we have it - the racist slapper has her own stalker fan to speak up for her. What a fucking farce
Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:40
Are you fucking 12? You stupid fucking slapper. Get some fucking English grammar lessons you tart. I don't give A FUCK about Lloyd, except the fact she is a nasty racist shitty bully, so are you fucking proud of that fact? I hope she wraps the Blue Bentley Continental (convertible) - which she has got by sucking some loaded cock, whether you like it or not - around a very large tree, Bolan stylee.

Complete and utter cunt
Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:22
Dantheman

I bleedin wish! no just someone who likes to follow her and a few other people, I hated her after big brother but to be honest after meeting her I changed my opinion of her which we are all allowed to do!

As for jiggerycock I may have meant Bobby Davro or come to think of it even Gordan Ramsey!!
TopBiatch Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:20
I'm a DJ too. I can open and close iTunes and click on a playlist. Is her new clothing range inspired by the BNP victories in the Euro Elections?

I've just had some business cards printed with the job title Restaurant Critic on them - so now I'm one of them too! Life is so simple isn't it?!!

"as we all know Danielle drives a new Blue Bentley Continental (convertible)"
I was not aware of this! Tasteful!
kwebb Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:07
It does speak volumes though that most of us DO know more about her sex life than model of her car. Although I wish I knew neither.
dandyboy Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:01
Danielle???
Dantheman Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:47
Teddy Sheringham played like Les Dennis, but looks like him? Come on?
jiggerycock Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:35
Friggin hell.
TheDukers Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:34
I think Pandakiller should maybe try to s....g some panda's as he obviously knows so much about Danielle lloyd and Jordans sexual activities? have you been with either of them? or maybe when Danielle was being with all these football players you were a fly on the wall? No didn't think so! well just for the record Danielle is a very well paid model and DJ yes DJ! and the reason she was photographed in that car yesterday was she was filming at the Mayfair to launch her documentary for her own clothing range!! yes clothing range. The car had Ohara on it so it must be her other halfs as we all know Danielle drives a new Blue Bentley Continental (convertible) so yes she must be making some money and I say good luck to her she hasn't done me any harm and I don't know her to talk nasty about her so pandakiller go back to the Forrest and see if you can find any Panda's or maybe even a Bear or just go dogging again that's how you seem to get your kicks?
I do like Mynicehat's comment about Les Dennis! it was Teddy Sheringham who does look like Les Dennis but more wrinkly hahah
TopBiatch Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:17
you know you still would.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 30/09/2009 - 14:21
Naaa, wasn't that the blonde piece who ended up on Britain's Got Typhoid... Amanda Holden?
pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 14:13
Didn't she used to go out with Les Dennis or something?
mynicehat Wed, 30/09/2009 - 13:48
Her major occupation appears to be that of full-time semen recepticle for the footballing fraternity.

Same way Jordan started out.
pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 13:25

Her major occupation appears to be that of full-time semen recepticle for the footballing fraternity.

Same way Jordan started out.
pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 13:25
Didn't she used to go out with Les Dennis or something?
mynicehat Wed, 30/09/2009 - 13:48
Naaa, wasn't that the blonde piece who ended up on Britain's Got Typhoid... Amanda Holden?
pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 14:13
you know you still would.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 30/09/2009 - 14:21
I think Pandakiller should maybe try to s....g some panda's as he obviously knows so much about Danielle lloyd and Jordans sexual activities? have you been with either of them? or maybe when Danielle was being with all these football players you were a fly on the wall? No didn't think so! well just for the record Danielle is a very well paid model and DJ yes DJ! and the reason she was photographed in that car yesterday was she was filming at the Mayfair to launch her documentary for her own clothing range!! yes clothing range. The car had Ohara on it so it must be her other halfs as we all know Danielle drives a new Blue Bentley Continental (convertible) so yes she must be making some money and I say good luck to her she hasn't done me any harm and I don't know her to talk nasty about her so pandakiller go back to the Forrest and see if you can find any Panda's or maybe even a Bear or just go dogging again that's how you seem to get your kicks?
I do like Mynicehat's comment about Les Dennis! it was Teddy Sheringham who does look like Les Dennis but more wrinkly hahah
TopBiatch Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:17
Friggin hell.
TheDukers Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:34
Teddy Sheringham played like Les Dennis, but looks like him? Come on?
jiggerycock Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:35
Danielle???
Dantheman Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:47
It does speak volumes though that most of us DO know more about her sex life than model of her car. Although I wish I knew neither.
dandyboy Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:01
I'm a DJ too. I can open and close iTunes and click on a playlist. Is her new clothing range inspired by the BNP victories in the Euro Elections?

I've just had some business cards printed with the job title Restaurant Critic on them - so now I'm one of them too! Life is so simple isn't it?!!

"as we all know Danielle drives a new Blue Bentley Continental (convertible)"
I was not aware of this! Tasteful!
kwebb Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:07
Dantheman

I bleedin wish! no just someone who likes to follow her and a few other people, I hated her after big brother but to be honest after meeting her I changed my opinion of her which we are all allowed to do!

As for jiggerycock I may have meant Bobby Davro or come to think of it even Gordan Ramsey!!
TopBiatch Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:20
Are you fucking 12? You stupid fucking slapper. Get some fucking English grammar lessons you tart. I don't give A FUCK about Lloyd, except the fact she is a nasty racist shitty bully, so are you fucking proud of that fact? I hope she wraps the Blue Bentley Continental (convertible) - which she has got by sucking some loaded cock, whether you like it or not - around a very large tree, Bolan stylee.

Complete and utter cunt
Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:22
And there we have it - the racist slapper has her own stalker fan to speak up for her. What a fucking farce
Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:40
She's probably shagged them too. Actually, probably easier to name the blokes she hasn't sucked off...
walsingham Wed, 30/09/2009 - 22:06
She's probably shagged them too. Actually, probably easier to name the blokes she hasn't sucked off...
walsingham Wed, 30/09/2009 - 22:07
"she hasn't done me any harm and I don't know her to talk nasty about her"

"I hated her after big brother but to be honest after meeting her I changed my opinion of her"

Your witness..
kwebb Wed, 30/09/2009 - 22:41
Hey Kwebby, do you feel a "Girls Can't Catch" moment is about to begin??

LOLZ!!
Blartmonster Thu, 01/10/2009 - 00:42
Yr trble Blart is u r so stupid and u cnt c how mazinly talented Danyell iz. She can open iTunes and prs play in a club and her acoustic solo setz r mazin too. She iz now with Fascist Recordz. They wldn't hav signed her if she wasn't mazin. <3 <3 <3 !!!!1111!
kwebb Thu, 01/10/2009 - 08:11
Hello darling, it's pandakiller again,

I just wanted to withdraw my statement regarding Danielle Lloyd yes Danielle Lloyd!

In no way is she a freeloading consumer of footballer sperm at all, and I'm quite sure she is a very talented DJ, yes DJ! even though nobody has ever heard of her DJ'ing prowess, and shouldn't ever be chucked through glass tables in front of everyone "in da club" for being a nasty stuck-up flash little racist cunt yes cunt!

You're quite right, I clearly need to go to Forrest, which I presume is in Nottingham, to have sexual intercourse with some pandas in order to re-adjust my opinion of this wonderful celebrity yes celebrity!

And I shouldn't have been glad that her racist friend Jade Goody died of the cancer at all.

So she has a blue Bentley Continental? Yes, Bentley Continental!

And her own clothing range you say? Yes clothing range!

And a documentary? Yes documentary!

You're right, prostitution does indeed pay very well, especially if your main clients are famous well-paid footballers. Yes, footballers!

Please accept my apologies, it won't happen again.

Yours, with undying love for "Dani" yes "Dani"!

pandakiller
pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 09:26
Topbiatch you retard, stop sniffing glue.
BustySinclair Thu, 01/10/2009 - 14:17
So you met her did you? Did she leave the frys and have the Dietcoke?
Have a word with yourself you utter cockend,
Just because some airhead Z-lister racist spunkbucket brushed passed you, you've changed your opinion of her.
I'm afraid that just makes you look more pathetic and shallow than the fucking cunts you admire,do us all a favour,Kill Yourself now,......Its for the best.
nikbear Thu, 01/10/2009 - 14:34
Very nice article you've posted here, very usuful information. thank you.

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Nike shoes | Nike Shox | Shox Rival
tonyso Tue, 16/02/2010 - 11:54
I must say this is a disgusting state of affairs. There is no ryme or reason for this article other than to create an opportunity for individuals to behave badly on line.

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SeaneFoote Wed, 08/09/2010 - 02:54