Dannii Minogue gives up botox and calls Simon Cowell God

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The (boto)X Factor
Tue, 11/08/2009 - 14:44 by HM writer
Dannii Minogue has said that she has stopped using neurotoxic protein injections to reduce the wrinkles in her face, despite possibly having more Botox than blood circulating through her veins and having not formed a full facial expression since 1996...

The X Factor (looking a bit like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly in the above pic) judge said:

I see the comments. Plastic. All Botox. I can see what people see, but I have to say that - while I have been open about doing it before - I'm not doing it now.

So it obviously doesn't affect her eyesight...

For The X Factor it is actually quite useful to be able to have facial expressions! There is so much more pressure on women. If you can get older and be happier within yourself, that's the main thing.

If that were true then surely she wouldn't have had the injections in the first place...

Meanwhile, the Aussie 37-year-old complimented fellow judge Simon Cowell by comparing him to God.

Minogue gushed:

Let's face it. Simon Cowell is looking down on God, judging him. To be around that is incredibly exciting, and an honour.

Has she had a lobotomy recently too?

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Comments

  • 'If you can get older and be happier within yourself, that's the main thing.'

    Oh God/Simon, I'm on a roll. Someone stop me but before you do, I just want to deconstruct this sentence. Please? Thank you.

    1.if you can get older. Like if you are stuck in some vortex or warp hold cyber continuum you can't get older? Or is time just a human construct? Um.... [pondering this]

    2.And be happier within yourself. Is that a big willy needed or latest gadget?

    3. That's the main thing. So not AIDS/HIV, world poverty, the brutal rape of women in The Congo, landslides swallowing up hundreds of people in the Eastern Pacific after global warming affects the climate...

    I feel much better now. Thank you for your tolerance. Been doing something so mindless today that I just had to express myself, darlings. Your tolerance is appreciated.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:54

  • Methinks Danniiiiiiiiiiiii is suffering from a bout of Arslikhan. Must be all that fucking botox, love, you talentless cunt

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:43

  • Shame the botox didn't disable her voice-box - would've stopped this stream of shite...
    Simon Cowell is not the almighty - he's a very naughty smug rigor mortis-faced twat. With a haircut that looks like a loaf of hovis balanced on top of his head.

    erniemilko Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:22

  • Shame the botox didn't disable her voice-box - would've stopped this stream of shite...
    Simon Cowell is not the almighty - he's a very naughty smug rigor mortis-faced twat. With a haircut that looks like a loaf of hovis balanced on top of his head.

    erniemilko Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:22

  • Methinks Danniiiiiiiiiiiii is suffering from a bout of Arslikhan. Must be all that fucking botox, love, you talentless cunt

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:43

  • 'If you can get older and be happier within yourself, that's the main thing.'

    Oh God/Simon, I'm on a roll. Someone stop me but before you do, I just want to deconstruct this sentence. Please? Thank you.

    1.if you can get older. Like if you are stuck in some vortex or warp hold cyber continuum you can't get older? Or is time just a human construct? Um.... [pondering this]

    2.And be happier within yourself. Is that a big willy needed or latest gadget?

    3. That's the main thing. So not AIDS/HIV, world poverty, the brutal rape of women in The Congo, landslides swallowing up hundreds of people in the Eastern Pacific after global warming affects the climate...

    I feel much better now. Thank you for your tolerance. Been doing something so mindless today that I just had to express myself, darlings. Your tolerance is appreciated.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:54

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