Good old Dannii Minogue. If she's not fighting with fellow judges then she's having babies (well, one). However it seems like she's still slightly unsure of what it is she actually does. As are we. As are we.

So, while she was speaking to news.com.au about her new show, Dannii Minogue, Style Queen (queen of hearts as well) she let this little gem pop out:

'I was flying to the US to do some film work and I was filling in one of those customs declaration forms that they insist on and in the occupation box I didn't know what to write down, so I ended up saying I was an entertainer and the customs guy said, 'Oh really, entertainer' so I said to him: 'I'm a judge on The X Factor, I have records, I've written a book and done some acting and I've got a reality TV show coming out ... if you have a better word, let's hear it"

 

 'Entertainer it is', he said'

Amazing. She sounds exactly like Garth Merenghi, which unbelievably we can't actually seem to find a usable clip of the intro for. Thanks Channel 4. Thanks a lot. 

"I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace."