Dannii Minogue wears short shorts in St Tropez

6 Dannii Minogue in St Tropez Dannii Minogue in St Tropez advert Dannii Minogue in St Tropez Dannii Minogue in St Tropez Dannii Minogue in St Tropez

Dannii Minogue in St Tropez

The Xtra tight factor

Thu, 13/08/2009 - 16:04 by HM writer

STOP PRESS. Dannii Minogue has dared to venture out in a pair of very unflattering short shorts while on holiday in St Tropezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

And is that cellulite we spot? *Gasps*

Apparently an onlooker actually bothered to remark on her appearance, and then someone actually bothered to quote the journalist source:

Dannii has a great figure but the shorts just did nothing for her. They were too tight around her legs and clung to her body in a very unflattering way. She almost looked as if she’d bought them a size too small.

Next week: Bianca Gascoigne stands next to cardboard cutout outside a club. Oh wait, we already did that...

Dannii Minogue pictures, Dannii Minogue

Comments

I've never rated this idiot - another case of rapacious nepotism. The same dislikeability and lack of talent which are rampant through the Minogue genes. And the bare-faced cheek (no pun intended) of Danniiiiiiiiiiii telling contestants they either can't sing or have no talent went way beyond the realms of irony for me....
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 08:06
"Apparently an onlooker actually bothered to remark on her appearance, and then someone actually bothered to quote the source"....

.....and then someone copied it all onto Holy Moly and had the gall to act as if it was beneath them. Complacent cunt.
unclebullshit Fri, 14/08/2009 - 07:49
Where has Jiggery's comment gone then? Fucking comment Stasi are out again....
Blartmonster Thu, 13/08/2009 - 23:57
....and about 689,950 of them seem to be members of Conservative Future.

Unfortunately.
unclebullshit Thu, 13/08/2009 - 20:41
Don't be so negative uncle, there's 690000 subscribers who love shit like this.

Apparently.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 13/08/2009 - 18:45
I cannot believe that in this day and age a woman (a celebrity woman no less), has the audacity to wear shorts.
themonkey Thu, 13/08/2009 - 18:03
More like a ventriloquist's dummy!
Great to see you back Jiggery - have missed your pithy piss-funny putdowns!
erniemilko Thu, 13/08/2009 - 16:48

More like a ventriloquist's dummy!
Great to see you back Jiggery - have missed your pithy piss-funny putdowns!
erniemilko Thu, 13/08/2009 - 16:48
I cannot believe that in this day and age a woman (a celebrity woman no less), has the audacity to wear shorts.
themonkey Thu, 13/08/2009 - 18:03
Don't be so negative uncle, there's 690000 subscribers who love shit like this.

Apparently.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 13/08/2009 - 18:45
....and about 689,950 of them seem to be members of Conservative Future.

Unfortunately.
unclebullshit Thu, 13/08/2009 - 20:41
Where has Jiggery's comment gone then? Fucking comment Stasi are out again....
Blartmonster Thu, 13/08/2009 - 23:57
"Apparently an onlooker actually bothered to remark on her appearance, and then someone actually bothered to quote the source"....

.....and then someone copied it all onto Holy Moly and had the gall to act as if it was beneath them. Complacent cunt.
unclebullshit Fri, 14/08/2009 - 07:49
I've never rated this idiot - another case of rapacious nepotism. The same dislikeability and lack of talent which are rampant through the Minogue genes. And the bare-faced cheek (no pun intended) of Danniiiiiiiiiiii telling contestants they either can't sing or have no talent went way beyond the realms of irony for me....
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 08:06