And is that cellulite we spot? *Gasps*
Apparently an onlooker actually bothered to remark on her appearance, and then someone actually bothered to quote the journalist source:
Dannii has a great figure but the shorts just did nothing for her. They were too tight around her legs and clung to her body in a very unflattering way. She almost looked as if she’d bought them a size too small.
Next week: Bianca Gascoigne stands next to cardboard cutout outside a club. Oh wait, we already did that...
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
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Daily Mirror Pride of Britain Awards
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
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Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (7)
More like a ventriloquist's dummy!
Great to see you back Jiggery - have missed your pithy piss-funny putdowns!
Where has Jiggery's comment gone then? Fucking comment Stasi are out again....
I cannot believe that in this day and age a woman (a celebrity woman no less), has the audacity to wear shorts.
"Apparently an onlooker actually bothered to remark on her appearance, and then someone actually bothered to quote the source"....
.....and then someone copied it all onto Holy Moly and had the gall to act as if it was beneath them. Complacent cunt.
Don't be so negative uncle, there's 690000 subscribers who love shit like this.
Apparently.
....and about 689,950 of them seem to be members of Conservative Future.
Unfortunately.
I've never rated this idiot - another case of rapacious nepotism. The same dislikeability and lack of talent which are rampant through the Minogue genes. And the bare-faced cheek (no pun intended) of Danniiiiiiiiiiii telling contestants they either can't sing or have no talent went way beyond the realms of irony for me....