Yes, Dyer has a column in Zoo and he's written this week (or rambled down the phone, quaffing on his B&H Golds):
"Alex Reid: what a mug. He’s been absolutely ruined on national TV, where Jordan basically gave him the elbow in front of the cameras. But he should have known that was on the cards – if you get in bed with the Devil, you’ve got to expect it."
He added:
"I don’t know the geezer, but he obviously craves fame. To be fair, he’s got it in abundance. It sounds bloody ridiculous, but he’s probably one of the most famous men in the country at the moment, so I can’t imagine he’s too disappointed about being dumped. Look at the kiss-and-tell stories he can sell to the papers. And you know he’s exactly the sort of person who’d do it, too. He won’t fade away with quiet dignity."
We have to agree with him on that bit...
And may we suggest a cage-fighting session to resolve this?
Meanwhile, let's take a look at what Reid is up to... Do you think he might be trying to tell us something with this carefully staged accidental shot? We're not sure, it's just too subtle.
It had been claimed in his official statement that he was having 'meetings' for the film production of Cage Rage. In which case, why he doesn't he offer Dyer a role, that sort of film sounds right up his frog and toad...




COMMENTS (40)
Danny Dyer, what a legend!
I (controversially) like Danny Dyer, his show "Danny Dyers Deadliest Men" is one of the finest pieces of comedy to hit our screens for many a year.
"Faaack me I tell you what, these geezers don't fack abaaht, they're some proper naughty boys know what I'm saying like"
Genius !
"if you get in bed with the Devil, you’ve got to expect it."
Sorry MJ - just lifting some words of words of wisdom - not stalking you. Just want you to keep up your good ways. Keep up! Phnar Phnar. Sorry.
*Coughs and leaves.
genius? or complete and utter talentless cunt? let the debate commence...
Well, as Danny would say...
"I've had me moments. I've had me fucking moments... We'll leave it at that."
If I had 3 bullets...3 shots and 3 kills......Dyer would get the 2nd bullet....
Begs the question....who get's number 1 ?
I thought you would never ask MJ...
The fact of the matter is that I have a large passionate hatred of Amanda Holden and its going to take a lot to shift her off of the top spot. As you boldly mention...Dyer has unknowing comedy value where as holden just makes the vein on my temple pulsate with priaml rage.....i'm getting angry just thinking about her now...
p.s I meant "primal" before some pedantic analytical tool corrects me.
According to a BBC report bottling up anger is extremely bad for your health....with this in mind I would suggest that you kill Amanda Holden (possibly with an axe whilst listening to classical music). Let's face it, it's you or her.