Danny Dyer's Basement premiere, Alicia Douvall back, back, back!

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Alicia Douvall and her wonky tits at the Basement premiereAlicia Douvall and her wonky tits at the Basement premiere

Soup du jour!
Wed, 18/08/2010 - 10:24 by HM writer

Danny Dyer's second most anticipated film this year after the critically panned 'Pimp' - 'Basement' had its premiere at the May Fair hotel last night (if you can't get the Z-listers to come to you, why not bring it to them instead?) And thus the battle of the most ridiculous looking tits commenced ^ (though sadly Dyer didn't turn up)...

Dyer's last film 'Pimp' was er, about prostitutes and pimps and also starred Lee Ryan* and his latest offering is about six friends (including Dr Fonseca from EastEnders) trying to escape from a basement after being locked in for 'a sinister experiement' so basically like The Hole, but without the posh characters and Dyer's atrocious acting instead of Keira Knightley's.

But on a brighter note, Charley Uchea and Alicia Douvall are back, back, back, and looking as understated and camera shy as ever, who were joined by other wonky tit owner Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, one half of Samanda, a boyband called Injustice, a woman who looks like Zelda, Alison Carroll, Emma Glover, Peta Todd (whoever they are) and Jimi Mistry...

 

If only life could imitate art...

*Lee Ryan

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Comments

  • Yeah looks a really shit version of the hole.

    saucybeanz Wed, 29/09/2010 - 14:17

  • I thought Alicia Douvall was dead? Or am I thinking of someone similar?

    retrovertigo Thu, 19/08/2010 - 02:15

  • Hasn't this been done already? With Thora Birch.... ?

    missy-red Wed, 18/08/2010 - 23:10

  • "if only life could imitate art..."

    If we want some wish fulfilment, perhaps with it's overtones of 'people willingly yet stupidly entering a strange place via a dark wood' something more like this would shut them up for good.

    stella ah trois Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:22

  • Alicia Douvall with the words 'your deepest fears' next to her. Yup, pretty much sums it all up really......

    slug Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:03

  • Alicia Douvall with the words 'your deepest fears' next to her. Yup, pretty much sums it all up really......

    slug Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:03

  • "if only life could imitate art..."

    If we want some wish fulfilment, perhaps with it's overtones of 'people willingly yet stupidly entering a strange place via a dark wood' something more like this would shut them up for good.

    stella ah trois Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:22

  • Hasn't this been done already? With Thora Birch.... ?

    missy-red Wed, 18/08/2010 - 23:10

  • I thought Alicia Douvall was dead? Or am I thinking of someone similar?

    retrovertigo Thu, 19/08/2010 - 02:15

  • Yeah looks a really shit version of the hole.

    saucybeanz Wed, 29/09/2010 - 14:17

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