Danyl Johnson and Cheryl Cole hole away in Marrakash for X Factor training

Stage Fright

Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:00 by Harry Bow

Cheryl Cole and Will Young attempt to further polish up contestant X Factor contestant Danyl Johnson in Morocco

Did you enjoy the X Factor last week? The live audience thing left us a bit cold (we are assured it gets better though!) and I couldn't bloody stand Daniel with a WHY. Anyway, you may have noticed Cheryl praying that she was his mentor. Guess what – she is. She got the boys (Sorry Lulu) and has whisked them off to Marrakesh along with Will Young, who's helping her decide on her final three.

Well, helping her decide on the final two, because clearly Danyl is already in. It must be all the experience he picked up on the karaoke circuit, where he was spotted by one of our moles:

"He was the winner of the Ku Bar kareoke competition – some big thing that lasted weeks, with loads of people. Oh and I know his ex-boyfriend. He is definitely NOT bisexual."

So, there you go.

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Comments

Will Young..........Marrakesh.....His pipes will be well and truly lubed. Bi sexual......if he can't get a Boy for nothing he buys one.....
britt.read Mon, 19/10/2009 - 11:25
I'm sick of hearing about this "Is he/isn't he gay/bisexual/mogadon" cunt. The fucking YouTube pages are full of gushing, knickerwetting members of the public, who quite frankly should know fucking better.

I despair for the country that spawned the Beatles, the Stones, Radiohead and Black Lace. Hang on.....
Blartmonster Sat, 29/08/2009 - 11:24
Nice guy, nice pipes, but all much ado bout nothing!

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HotMenOnly Fri, 28/08/2009 - 23:31
I just looked this bug-eyed twat up on Youtube and got about five seconds into his audition. With A Little Help From My Friends is meant to be a happy, jaunty ditty, not a deep, emotional power-ballad.
I don't watch X Factor. The winner is invariably some smug, shit-eating bloke who does at least one Sinatra cover through the medium of slurring his words a bit. Or a warbling poodle whose voice is shit ordinarily, so she disguises it by warbling up and down the scale everytime she might have to just sing a one-syllable word.
retrovertigo Fri, 28/08/2009 - 17:32
It's a right old laugh all this X-Factor hoo-Ha. With the very rare exception of Leeowna Lewis most of them fade into Redcoat obscurity, so who gives a fuck. So take them young boys off to Marrakesh, the locals will love seeing them if nobody else does.. (Poorly veiled) gay hint....
malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 14:38
Over-singing, what is the POINT? At least establish the fucking melody before you try harmonising on it, Mariah.
pennycentury Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:21
I don't get the furore. He's a fucking glorified karaoke singer, for god's sake Britain, get a fucking grip.
Blartmonster Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:13
It's all a pile of slop, but I'm guessing this show needed some overnight sensation because that other show had Susan Boyle, seems really handy that after several years of this shit they suddenly find some bright new thing. Or was that the same show? Whatever, it's all fucking shit, I just want to know what Megan Fox is doing today.
dandyboy Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:06

It's all a pile of slop, but I'm guessing this show needed some overnight sensation because that other show had Susan Boyle, seems really handy that after several years of this shit they suddenly find some bright new thing. Or was that the same show? Whatever, it's all fucking shit, I just want to know what Megan Fox is doing today.
dandyboy Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:06
I don't get the furore. He's a fucking glorified karaoke singer, for god's sake Britain, get a fucking grip.
Blartmonster Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:13
Over-singing, what is the POINT? At least establish the fucking melody before you try harmonising on it, Mariah.
pennycentury Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:21
It's a right old laugh all this X-Factor hoo-Ha. With the very rare exception of Leeowna Lewis most of them fade into Redcoat obscurity, so who gives a fuck. So take them young boys off to Marrakesh, the locals will love seeing them if nobody else does.. (Poorly veiled) gay hint....
malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 14:38
I just looked this bug-eyed twat up on Youtube and got about five seconds into his audition. With A Little Help From My Friends is meant to be a happy, jaunty ditty, not a deep, emotional power-ballad.
I don't watch X Factor. The winner is invariably some smug, shit-eating bloke who does at least one Sinatra cover through the medium of slurring his words a bit. Or a warbling poodle whose voice is shit ordinarily, so she disguises it by warbling up and down the scale everytime she might have to just sing a one-syllable word.
retrovertigo Fri, 28/08/2009 - 17:32
Nice guy, nice pipes, but all much ado bout nothing!

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HotMenOnly Fri, 28/08/2009 - 23:31
I'm sick of hearing about this "Is he/isn't he gay/bisexual/mogadon" cunt. The fucking YouTube pages are full of gushing, knickerwetting members of the public, who quite frankly should know fucking better.

I despair for the country that spawned the Beatles, the Stones, Radiohead and Black Lace. Hang on.....
Blartmonster Sat, 29/08/2009 - 11:24
Will Young..........Marrakesh.....His pipes will be well and truly lubed. Bi sexual......if he can't get a Boy for nothing he buys one.....
britt.read Mon, 19/10/2009 - 11:25