David and Victoria Beckham attend Harper's Bazaar party, look miserable

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David Beckham and Victoria Beckham at Harper's Bizaar party

How Bizaar...

Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:02 by HM writer

God it must be so hard to be The Beckhams, what with all that cash and success and having to celebrate Christmas twice this year (once in their LA pad and once in their Hertfordshire home). And yet they still manage to put on such a brave face...

At least David finally sorted his hair out...

The couple were at the Harper's Bazaar party at the Connaught hotel in Mayfair to celebrate Victoria's appearance on the cover of the December issue.

Meanwhile, Posh has spoken about bullying and how the experience has made her more determined than ever to remain in the public eye for the next 30 years. Which is one reason we don't condone bullying.

She said:

"I was mentally and physically bullied when I was at school and that gave me a very thick skin. The only reason for me bringing that up is I have always been a fighter. I have always had to work very, very hard with everything I do. That is just my work ethic.

"It’s about doing things gradually and building the brand in a strategic way. At the start, it was tough because people had preconceptions, but I worked incredibly hard and kept my head down. I’ve got a long, long way to go and a lot of work to do, and I will always feel that I have to prove myself, always."

She added:

"I plan on still being here in 25 to 30 years’ time."

At which point, she'll probably be the spitting image of this...

Guests at the party included Gordon Ramsey, his new face and wife Tanya, Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani, model Laura Bailey, Davud Furnish, and our favourite designer since, erm Johnny Blue Eyes, Roberto Cavalli.

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham, David Beckham, Victoria Beckham

Comments

"Building the brand"? What's she talking about? There's no brand. Who in their right mind would want to be Victoria? Bony and with no mates. And as for David, it's only ten year old boys now who like him. She's carrying on as if she needs to prove something to the public. Newsflash: we don't care!
PuddyTwat Fri, 11/12/2009 - 02:08
"... I have always been a fighter. I have always had to work very, very hard with everything I do. That is just my work ethic."

You fucking pasty-faced, bony, anorexic, vomit-inducing cunt, you're a fucking insult to anyone and everyone who has to graft to get the pittance they do get. How much did you get from the Spice Cunts reunion? 10 mill? For fucking lip-synching and looking a miserable cunt.

Jesus, if there was a god he'd give you permanent constipation and frazzled haemms to make you realise you've got fucking nothing to be fed up about. You should be grateful you're not stacking shelves in Netto's, you twat. Fucking stay in america you cunt.

And by the way, your fucking tatt on your wrist looks bloody pathetic.
Blartmonster Thu, 10/12/2009 - 10:55
Gwen Stefani looks hot hot hot but agreed about the husband what a knob jockey!
scarlet von fist Wed, 09/12/2009 - 16:46
Shame she hooked up with a bisexual, boring prog rock playing, not understanding contraception, tosser.
Stramash Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:46
takes one to know one.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:19
'I've got very thick skin'

Another trait you share with a lizard then.
jiggerycock Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:14
Some say mild.....others say full blown
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:52
What a shame tescopop that you didn't join a girlband and shag a footballer. Then you could have been paid even more for doing fuck all.
charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:43
My sister-in-law says Gwen Stefani looks like she has mild Down's Syndrome.
charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:38
Gwen really is lovely looking. She is 40 years old and I swear she's in better shape than I am.
tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:30
I don't work hard. I barely work. I just sit here quietly and do fuck all. That's why I comment on EVERYTHING on HM.
tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:28
See, Unseemly - if proof were needed - your attitude just goes to show we're all just a bunch of lazy cunts in comparison.

"I’ve got a long, long way to go and a lot of work to do, "

That's what marks us apart from Victoria.

See, she doesn't just give up. If she were looking at these pics she would go right to the end of all of them. Not shirk, not go out for a fag.
stella ah trois Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:10
gwen stefani is lovely looking, is she not?

gordon ramsay now resembles a rubber stamp of himself.

that is as far as i got.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:52
"Victoria,when you're designing a new dress how do you you work ? Guide us through the design and costing process if you would.what are the stages which link your original concept to the finished and inevitably overpriced article."

"er someone brings me some pictures and I point at some and say "that's nice" and thats about it.Really exhausting."
tigerstail Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:48
On the last Apprentice, one of the twats said "Sir Alan, I will work very, very hard for you." He replied, "Work hard? We all work hard. EVERYBODY works hard. What kind of a selling point is that?" Quite.
charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:42
Preconceptions? That you're a not very talented publicity leech who bagged herself a famous hubby nice and early to ensure longevity. On the other hand, US success means she'll stay there even if David comes back to Europe so, hooray for Posh and her fabulous fashion range.
charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:39
"I have always had to work very, very hard with everything I do."

Will think of poor Posh when the alarm goes off tomorrow morning prompting me to leap gazelle-like from my warm bed to go earn tuppence. Obviously I'm just not putting my back into this work lark. She is such a fucking inspiration.
stella ah trois Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:37

"I have always had to work very, very hard with everything I do."

Will think of poor Posh when the alarm goes off tomorrow morning prompting me to leap gazelle-like from my warm bed to go earn tuppence. Obviously I'm just not putting my back into this work lark. She is such a fucking inspiration.
stella ah trois Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:37
Preconceptions? That you're a not very talented publicity leech who bagged herself a famous hubby nice and early to ensure longevity. On the other hand, US success means she'll stay there even if David comes back to Europe so, hooray for Posh and her fabulous fashion range.
charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:39
On the last Apprentice, one of the twats said "Sir Alan, I will work very, very hard for you." He replied, "Work hard? We all work hard. EVERYBODY works hard. What kind of a selling point is that?" Quite.
charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:42
"Victoria,when you're designing a new dress how do you you work ? Guide us through the design and costing process if you would.what are the stages which link your original concept to the finished and inevitably overpriced article."

"er someone brings me some pictures and I point at some and say "that's nice" and thats about it.Really exhausting."
tigerstail Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:48
gwen stefani is lovely looking, is she not?

gordon ramsay now resembles a rubber stamp of himself.

that is as far as i got.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:52
See, Unseemly - if proof were needed - your attitude just goes to show we're all just a bunch of lazy cunts in comparison.

"I’ve got a long, long way to go and a lot of work to do, "

That's what marks us apart from Victoria.

See, she doesn't just give up. If she were looking at these pics she would go right to the end of all of them. Not shirk, not go out for a fag.
stella ah trois Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:10
I don't work hard. I barely work. I just sit here quietly and do fuck all. That's why I comment on EVERYTHING on HM.
tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:28
Gwen really is lovely looking. She is 40 years old and I swear she's in better shape than I am.
tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:30
My sister-in-law says Gwen Stefani looks like she has mild Down's Syndrome.
charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:38
What a shame tescopop that you didn't join a girlband and shag a footballer. Then you could have been paid even more for doing fuck all.
charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:43
Some say mild.....others say full blown
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:52
'I've got very thick skin'

Another trait you share with a lizard then.
jiggerycock Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:14
takes one to know one.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:19
Shame she hooked up with a bisexual, boring prog rock playing, not understanding contraception, tosser.
Stramash Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:46
Gwen Stefani looks hot hot hot but agreed about the husband what a knob jockey!
scarlet von fist Wed, 09/12/2009 - 16:46
"... I have always been a fighter. I have always had to work very, very hard with everything I do. That is just my work ethic."

You fucking pasty-faced, bony, anorexic, vomit-inducing cunt, you're a fucking insult to anyone and everyone who has to graft to get the pittance they do get. How much did you get from the Spice Cunts reunion? 10 mill? For fucking lip-synching and looking a miserable cunt.

Jesus, if there was a god he'd give you permanent constipation and frazzled haemms to make you realise you've got fucking nothing to be fed up about. You should be grateful you're not stacking shelves in Netto's, you twat. Fucking stay in america you cunt.

And by the way, your fucking tatt on your wrist looks bloody pathetic.
Blartmonster Thu, 10/12/2009 - 10:55
"Building the brand"? What's she talking about? There's no brand. Who in their right mind would want to be Victoria? Bony and with no mates. And as for David, it's only ten year old boys now who like him. She's carrying on as if she needs to prove something to the public. Newsflash: we don't care!
PuddyTwat Fri, 11/12/2009 - 02:08