David Arquette's been back, back, BACK this autumn, splitting with Courteney Cox, crying during sex, talking about the curse of Jennifer Aniston, dancing with dwarf strippers and dropping hints all over the place to join the Jackass cast... Is it a coincidence that he has a new film? Unlikely, but since the release date of Scream 4 isn't until April 2011, we think someone should have a word...

At least it's all been worth it, eh, Dave? And at least Scream 4 should sit nicely alongside Eight Legged Freaks 2 on his CV...