If we were scraping the celebrity gossip barrel with the last story, then we can safely say we've reached the bottom with this one. On what is genuinely the slowest news day in the history of all the days ever, David Beckham has brought it to a thundering climax by going POTTERY PAINTING WITH HIS CHILDREN!!!11!!

If only we could do an InTouch Magazine and claim he fucked a prostitute while he was there. Sadly, we can't afford the ensuing £5M writ. Although... once the world has seen this article we wouldn't be surprised if people started handing us cheques for £5M in the street as a reward for such high-quality journalism.

Becks - who's beginning to look like Prison Break's Michael Scofield with the obscene amount of ink sprayed across his arm - was acting the model father in LA yesterday, taking his kids out for a fun-filled day at a pottery painting class.

Forget playing football or shooting baddies on the Xbox, the only thing kids ever want to do in their free time these days is paint mugs.

Cherish this gallery, people. It's not every day you see an exclusive like this on Holy Moly.