Is David in trouble?
End of Days
Wed, 22/09/2010 - 15:21 by Mr. HMIn Touch magazine has today printed a story alleging that David Beckham slept with a $10,000 prostitute (named as Irma Nici) at Claridges hotel in 2007 during a UK tour with his team LA Galaxy. David Beckham strenuously denies all allegations.
In all seriousness, this can't be true can it? We hear so many rumours about David and Victoria's marriage that we find this almost impossible to believe.
Despite that, there is one hell of a shitstorm heading someone's way. It just remains to be see whether it's heading in the direction of David or In Touch. A Beckham spokesperson issued this denial:
"(These rumours) are completely untrue and totally ridiculous, as the magazine was clearly told before publication. Sadly we live in a world where a magazine can print lies and believe they can get away with it,"
"We are taking legal action against the magazine."
Blimey.

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This prozzying lark seems quite a lucrative career choice of late. All those X factor rejects weepin' and a-wailin' about singing being their life and having no plan B should broaden their horizons, so to speak.
It doesn't actually say that he PAID $10,000 though, does it? Not that I'm defending him, not at all. I had lunch with one of her PAs once who said (regarding his alleged infidelities) that there 'was no smoke without fire.....and there was one hell of a lot of smoke about'.
Does anyone still care?
Wake me up if they divorce or when Posh finally snaps (!) and decides to lace his food with arsenic.
She's the luckiest prostitute in the world. Dreamy sigh.
You could look on as paying $10,000 a night not to constantly have your eyes poked out by that bag of bones, camping spikes and dead eyes that he calls his wife.
Blimey! $10'000, he's renting it for the night, not buying it. Thought Rooney's ugly tax was steep, looks like Becks had to pay a pretty boy surcharge.
And then you've got a story about Jenny from tha block fighting with her skeletal husband over BILLY IDOL. Truly, a fantastic publication.
$10,000 a night? Really? Because if that pic is of said hooker, I'd say she's more in the Juci Jeni, £1,200-a-throw camp.
But then, what do I know about what men want, or are willing to pay for?
Pic 5 is the healthiest I've seen Victoria look in years.
Bearing in mind the other stories on the front page include "Kourtney Brainwashed" (god knows what this means) and "Bristol talks - Dancing & Diapers" (the Palin fuckwits teenage slut daughter) I somehow doubt this magazine is at the forefront of real journalism.
Either way who gives a fuck, she aint never leaving him.....she knows that'd be her fucked.
Bearing in mind the other stories on the front page include "Kourtney Brainwashed" (god knows what this means) and "Bristol talks - Dancing & Diapers" (the Palin fuckwits teenage slut daughter) I somehow doubt this magazine is at the forefront of real journalism.
Either way who gives a fuck, she aint never leaving him.....she knows that'd be her fucked.
Pic 5 is the healthiest I've seen Victoria look in years.
$10,000 a night? Really? Because if that pic is of said hooker, I'd say she's more in the Juci Jeni, £1,200-a-throw camp.
But then, what do I know about what men want, or are willing to pay for?
And then you've got a story about Jenny from tha block fighting with her skeletal husband over BILLY IDOL. Truly, a fantastic publication.
Blimey! $10'000, he's renting it for the night, not buying it. Thought Rooney's ugly tax was steep, looks like Becks had to pay a pretty boy surcharge.
You could look on as paying $10,000 a night not to constantly have your eyes poked out by that bag of bones, camping spikes and dead eyes that he calls his wife.
She's the luckiest prostitute in the world. Dreamy sigh.
Does anyone still care?
Wake me up if they divorce or when Posh finally snaps (!) and decides to lace his food with arsenic.
It doesn't actually say that he PAID $10,000 though, does it? Not that I'm defending him, not at all. I had lunch with one of her PAs once who said (regarding his alleged infidelities) that there 'was no smoke without fire.....and there was one hell of a lot of smoke about'.
This prozzying lark seems quite a lucrative career choice of late. All those X factor rejects weepin' and a-wailin' about singing being their life and having no plan B should broaden their horizons, so to speak.