Bend it (the truth) like Beckham (sorry)
Fri, 24/09/2010 - 14:45 by HM writer

David Beckham has reportedly ordered a "global hunt" to "scour the earth" and find the prostitute who alleged that she shagged the footballer five times and serve her with a writ for £5million in damages....

Irma Nici, who "exploded into the mainstream in September 2010 when In Touch exposed that she had worked as an escort seeing Beckham by a former friend, she decided to come clean about her past and tell her story- her way" (what a poignant extract), alleged that Beckham had a threesome with her and another prossie to In Touch magazine and has now gone into hiding.

Here's a bit more about Irma from her website:

"Irma Nici was one of the top girls for Manhattan Madam, Kristin Davis, who is rumored to have the biggest black book in history, and has seen an A-list roster of clients including many celebrities and political figures."

Wow, what an impressive CV the alleged David Beckham prostitute has! Beckham will also demand a front-cover apology from the publication, with a source sayng:

"David is prepared to scour the Earth for this woman, who seems to think she could make up a complete fantasy that is extremely hurtful to him and and his family.

"She has treated his wife and children with such disregard he is not prepared to let this one go.

"He wants everyone held accountable. The magazine, the publishers and the hooker."

...

Well, one thing's for sure, she's definitely not 26...

  • He can't win either way, if he doesnt sue then people think its true and if he does sue, it draws attention to the fact he didnt sue The Slag Loos. Or maybe he just forgot.

    leaveitoutcleaver Sun, 26/09/2010 - 13:19
  • Even if he successfully sues her, what will it achieve? People still won't believe him, and it's not like he needs the money.

    retrovertigo Sat, 25/09/2010 - 21:44
  • The only thing he needs to be scouring is his knob after plunging into that prossie.

    shitthebed Sat, 25/09/2010 - 13:46
  • press 69 if you believe this
    696969696969 I believe this story because he has had past flings with excorts before why wouldnt he bonk some more?

    dancingworm Fri, 24/09/2010 - 23:31
  • Judging by the alleged way the young lady from X Factor has allegedly increased her prices, one can assume that the next career move for an alleged prostitute is to allege a business transaction with a star of some kind to increase the rates.

    Any one know what Juci Jeni now charges post Rooney?

    slug Fri, 24/09/2010 - 17:04
  • There is one rider (forgive the pun) to this story:
    Baby David is NOTORIOUSLY tight fisted. Unless someone else splashed out (forgive again) on the lady's favours for him, or it can be written off as a legit expense by his accountants, it's exceedingly unlikely that he's going to open wallet Beckham to the tune of £3500 for a shag. So either the sums have been unintentionally increased to make Irma seem high rent, or it's a load of .........
    But then maybe £3500 for a night off from Skeletor might seem like good value.
    Quien sabe?

    whothehellamiagain Fri, 24/09/2010 - 16:08
  • There is one rider (forgive the pun) to this story:
    Baby David is NOTORIOUSLY tight fisted. Unless someone else splashed out (forgive again) on the lady's favours for him, or it can be written off as a legit expense by his accountants, it's exceedingly unlikely that he's going to open wallet Beckham to the tune of £3500 for a shag. So either the sums have been unintentionally increased to make Irma seem high rent, or it's a load of .........
    But then maybe £3500 for a night off from Skeletor might seem like good value.
    Quien sabe?

    whothehellamiagain Fri, 24/09/2010 - 16:08
  • Judging by the alleged way the young lady from X Factor has allegedly increased her prices, one can assume that the next career move for an alleged prostitute is to allege a business transaction with a star of some kind to increase the rates.

    Any one know what Juci Jeni now charges post Rooney?

    slug Fri, 24/09/2010 - 17:04
  • press 69 if you believe this
    696969696969 I believe this story because he has had past flings with excorts before why wouldnt he bonk some more?

    dancingworm Fri, 24/09/2010 - 23:31
  • The only thing he needs to be scouring is his knob after plunging into that prossie.

    shitthebed Sat, 25/09/2010 - 13:46
  • Even if he successfully sues her, what will it achieve? People still won't believe him, and it's not like he needs the money.

    retrovertigo Sat, 25/09/2010 - 21:44
  • He can't win either way, if he doesnt sue then people think its true and if he does sue, it draws attention to the fact he didnt sue The Slag Loos. Or maybe he just forgot.

    leaveitoutcleaver Sun, 26/09/2010 - 13:19

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