Anyway Mr M. What did you say about him that was so bad?

That nastiness with Liza Minelli defied description. His looks are fucked. His career questionable.

What on earth could anyone say that would be libellous? The man is simply here for us to poke fun at. Yes he has feelings but it's choices that have landed him where he is.

And I don't see him shying away from the public eye. So what can't you say about him that is so painfully obvious?

I see though he's not short of a few quid if he can get the lawyers in.

Let's hope he spends what little he's got on more plastic surgery (rubs hands together in glee)

Is Jane Russell still alive? Fuck.
Mind you she looks less of a cadaver than Gest.
I wonder who he thinks about when he wanks? I hope it's Rihanna. They're both frowsy individuals.

i must say he is a most unattractive man.....again

Well I think it's safe to say that Jane Russell has not had any 'work' done. Good for her.

I'll do it for you then - he's a fucked-up sham of a "man" who dresses like a cunt and has the credibility of dogshit.

Send all cheques made payable to "Blartmonster Professional Services plc"....