David Gest in London
Gestwork
Fri, 16/10/2009 - 10:33 by Mr. HMDavid Gest, ex-husband of Liza Minnelli swept the board at last night's "Most interesting coat awards 2009" held on the street in front of a few photographers last night.
Due to a previous legal incident my lawyers have advised me that I can not pass any form of comment or opinion on the successful concert promoter David Gest, or any of the pictures above.
So I will not.
*sits on hands and rocks slowly in chair*
Oy! Follow us on twitter
48,739 already do
Have a look at our different twitter feeds
Related Stories
-
Are these the first extracts from Michael Jackson's Robert Burns album?
Tue, 17/01/2012 - 11:48
Comments1
-
Jodie Marsh & Caprice out for David Gest's Michael Jackson prem, Jacko would...
Thu, 03/11/2011 - 11:49
Comments1
-
Cliff Richard Hates Lady Gaga's Hats
Mon, 07/03/2011 - 16:52
Comments2
-
David Gest still has that damn coat on
Sun, 18/10/2009 - 10:52
Comments7
-
Matt Willis and David Gest with matching hair at auction in Newcastle
Thu, 01/10/2009 - 10:52
Comments10
Article Timeline
-
'Diesel Abortions for Successful Living' campaign, it was weird... 03/02/2012 - 17:14
-
The week in fashion: HM style round-up, 3 February 2012 03/02/2012 - 17:04
-
New Hunger Games trailer: It's getting closer 03/02/2012 - 16:41
-
App round-up: Odeon Cinemas, Sonic The Hedgehog 4 and Humble Bundle 03/02/2012 - 16:05
-
Daniel Craig as James Bond on the Skyfall set, minor plot spoilers 03/02/2012 - 15:34
-
REVIEW: SoulCalibur V: an impressive start to the year of fighting 03/02/2012 - 15:20
-
Separated at birth? Meet the winner of a George Clooney lookalike contest... 03/02/2012 - 12:43
-
Madonna reveals new album track names, not exactly Bob Dylan 03/02/2012 - 12:41
-
Michael Fassbender describes himself as a hula hoop, likes to party 03/02/2012 - 12:35
-
Frances Bean Cobain's restraining order from Courtney Love was due... 03/02/2012 - 12:30
- More Articles
- <span class="pager-text">next</span>
Comments
Listen hear, he is not a berk. David Gest is actually a very nice man,its not whats on the outside it is what is on the inside.I have had the pleasure of meeting a few times now and he really takes the time out to talk to you. I know he made a young girl named Stef very happy by talking to her and listening to her sing. How many other celebrities would do that? Leave him alone.
Halloween's arrived early.
'Coat of the Cuntery'
has someone taken that as an alternate login yet?
You'd never guess he'd been married to that fucking lunatic Minnelli, would you?
what a truely unattractive man.....
He has gone above and beyond the 'doll-hair' comparison because most hair plugs at least look a bit like human hair. His scalp adornment more resembles 'doll-pubes', after chemotherapy.
He used to employ someone full time to 'do' his hair which involved forming what little there was into upright little stumps and colouring the whole very obvious scalp with automotive spray paint, he seems to have visited Miss Ho's and bought a red mirkin and had it welded on his head these days, probably the cheaper option
Sweet. He's got Robbie Williams' eyes
Pic 1 suggests a man who is a total penis
What complete and utter shit.
Pic 4 suggests a man whose penis is badly under-used.
Too true my friend. David Gest is the King of the Laughing Stocks. And the only reason he got his briefs involved was because what was written had the ring of truth. No star worth their salt bothers to comment. It's the mark of the amateur. The public are here to take the piss. That's our job. If slebs don't like it, let them leave Mount Olympus and join of us in the swamp. Until then, they have to take it.
allow me: he's a berk. and a shock-haired lesson to us all.
allow me: he's a berk. and a shock-haired lesson to us all.
Too true my friend. David Gest is the King of the Laughing Stocks. And the only reason he got his briefs involved was because what was written had the ring of truth. No star worth their salt bothers to comment. It's the mark of the amateur. The public are here to take the piss. That's our job. If slebs don't like it, let them leave Mount Olympus and join of us in the swamp. Until then, they have to take it.
Pic 4 suggests a man whose penis is badly under-used.
What complete and utter shit.
Pic 1 suggests a man who is a total penis
Sweet. He's got Robbie Williams' eyes
He used to employ someone full time to 'do' his hair which involved forming what little there was into upright little stumps and colouring the whole very obvious scalp with automotive spray paint, he seems to have visited Miss Ho's and bought a red mirkin and had it welded on his head these days, probably the cheaper option
He has gone above and beyond the 'doll-hair' comparison because most hair plugs at least look a bit like human hair. His scalp adornment more resembles 'doll-pubes', after chemotherapy.
what a truely unattractive man.....
You'd never guess he'd been married to that fucking lunatic Minnelli, would you?
'Coat of the Cuntery'
has someone taken that as an alternate login yet?
Halloween's arrived early.
Listen hear, he is not a berk. David Gest is actually a very nice man,its not whats on the outside it is what is on the inside.I have had the pleasure of meeting a few times now and he really takes the time out to talk to you. I know he made a young girl named Stef very happy by talking to her and listening to her sing. How many other celebrities would do that? Leave him alone.