Due to a previous legal incident my lawyers have advised me that I can not pass any form of comment or opinion on the successful concert promoter David Gest, or any of the pictures above.
So I will not.
*sits on hands and rocks slowly in chair*
Fri, 16/10/2009 - 10:33 By Mr. HM
Due to a previous legal incident my lawyers have advised me that I can not pass any form of comment or opinion on the successful concert promoter David Gest, or any of the pictures above.
So I will not.
*sits on hands and rocks slowly in chair*
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COMMENTS (13)
allow me: he's a berk. and a shock-haired lesson to us all.
Listen hear, he is not a berk. David Gest is actually a very nice man,its not whats on the outside it is what is on the inside.I have had the pleasure of meeting a few times now and he really takes the time out to talk to you. I know he made a young girl named Stef very happy by talking to her and listening to her sing. How many other celebrities would do that? Leave him alone.
Too true my friend. David Gest is the King of the Laughing Stocks. And the only reason he got his briefs involved was because what was written had the ring of truth. No star worth their salt bothers to comment. It's the mark of the amateur. The public are here to take the piss. That's our job. If slebs don't like it, let them leave Mount Olympus and join of us in the swamp. Until then, they have to take it.
What complete and utter shit.
Pic 4 suggests a man whose penis is badly under-used.
Pic 1 suggests a man who is a total penis
Sweet. He's got Robbie Williams' eyes
He used to employ someone full time to 'do' his hair which involved forming what little there was into upright little stumps and colouring the whole very obvious scalp with automotive spray paint, he seems to have visited Miss Ho's and bought a red mirkin and had it welded on his head these days, probably the cheaper option
He has gone above and beyond the 'doll-hair' comparison because most hair plugs at least look a bit like human hair. His scalp adornment more resembles 'doll-pubes', after chemotherapy.
what a truely unattractive man.....