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Mon, 12/07/2010 - 12:50 by Mr. HM

David Hasselhoff performed a comeback concert at the Casino Velden in Austria over the weekend and nothing about it is short of brilliantly horrible.

Not entirely sure what he's coming back from, apart from maybe eating a cheeseburger off his kitchen floor in a pool of his own piss whilst his daughter films, but who cares - he's back back BACK.

Doesn't matter how much leather or makeup he's wearing, you can just tell the minute the aftershow kicked off, he developed some party hands more wriggly than that psychic octopus.

Does anyone know the location of this poor girl? Has she been seen since she caught the intent, steely gaze of Hasselhoff?

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    allmouthandtrousers Mon, 12/07/2010 - 17:16
  • He's like a fart that's outstayed its welcome.

    Not sure that this can be called a comeback though. He's never been away.

    The Hassle is now the stateside version of Brucie - and I cannot WAIT to watch Wednesday's show. How does Wilhemina do it?!

    PuddyTwat Mon, 12/07/2010 - 14:07
  • He's like a fart that's outstayed its welcome.

    Not sure that this can be called a comeback though. He's never been away.

    The Hassle is now the stateside version of Brucie - and I cannot WAIT to watch Wednesday's show. How does Wilhemina do it?!

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