In quite possibly the least surprising news EVER, David had been drinking for two days during Thanksgiving celebrations.
Radaronline.com got a quote from his neighbour, Christian:
"I asked one of the paramedics how David was doing and he told me his eyes were rolling back into his head, he was drooling and that he'd had a seizure. This isn't the first time this has happened to him."
He has also apparently been on anti-seizure medication for some time.
We saw him at the EMA Awards in Berlin a few weeks ago and he was utterly fucking shitfaced. Not merry, not tipsy, not swaying, but completely and utterly shit the bed drunk. This was BEFORE he went on stage.
He's like the light-entertainment hybrid of Pete Doherty and Gazza isn't he? The writing was clearly on the wall that time he got driven through Heathrow Airport having actually pissed his pants.
Sad.
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COMMENTS (5)
Where's pic 10? I want to see the pissedinhis pants pic. And what's our dear queen doing in pic 12?
This bloke seems to have hit the bottle hard after his wife left, he needs to snap out of it, what happens to these once sex symbols when they get older? Oliver Reed for example, why do they do this to themselves? I'm guessing that it may have something to do with mirrors and a lot of crying into a glass or two, "What happened, why aren't I pretty anymore?"
Er.. because you are older and your ears have grown.. simple. Now get over it and find yourself a bimbo.
Sad but true - a shadow of his former self....
The sad thing is, people accept it from him because he's The Hoff, and considered a legend by students everywhere, who seem to think even his obvious alcohol problem is yet another hilarious thing about him, like those "Don't Hassle The Hoff" t-shirts. The man's a complete fucking mess for Christ's sake, his liver must look like an undescended testical by now, assuming it hasn't given up and left his body altogether. You'd think by now those closest to him would have pretty much forced him into rehab, but they can't make much money out of him whilst he's in there now, can they?
With Jacko it was surgery. With Hasselhoff it's booze. He should take stock of the breasts it's giving him cos if I was a man on the lash and saw that I was growing tits, that would sober my arse up one time.