David Van Day claims he's invented a new burger, hits rock bottom

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David Van Day invents a hamburger already invented

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Wed, 15/12/2010 - 18:05 by HM writer

STOP EVERYTHING. David Van Day has actually lost it. He's claiming that he's invented a new type of hamburger and is in talks with some "big supermarkets" to launch them*...

He told The Sun:

"It's unique as it's got cheese in the middle of the burger. We're hoping to get it into the shops soon. Some big supermarkets are interested."

Er...

*sadly, the reality is he's more likely to go back to flipping them : (

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Comments

Eight years ago, I worked in a shitty leisure centre cafe (Totnes, fact fans) which sold, among other deep-fried offal, "cheeseburgers"; burgers which had been formed around a slice of cheese, and frozen. It's not an original idea.
Also, Man Vs. Food is amazing. I can't decide whether I feel sick or hungry after watching an episode.
retrovertigo Fri, 17/12/2010 - 04:57
It is amazing. Sometimes he eats massive amounts of food, but sometimes he eats normal amounts of food that are incredibly difficult to eat due to extreme spiciness or what have you. Essentially, it's a chilling indictment of the Western world's flagrant and disgusting overconsumption. But in a really really good way.
tescopop Thu, 16/12/2010 - 15:41
I have never heard of Man V Food, but it sounds great.
dandyboy Thu, 16/12/2010 - 14:44
How fat has Adam got since that show started !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 16/12/2010 - 12:12
I love Man V Food. LOVE IT.
tescopop Thu, 16/12/2010 - 12:06
ripping off twat,it's known as a jucie lucie and it's been around in the states for fucking donkeys years!as seen on "man v food" get a grip Van day.other people watch tv too you know!
paulhm Thu, 16/12/2010 - 11:19
Gimme a McCunt with extra cheese and a large fries please
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 16/12/2010 - 11:18
Has he just seen Mick Hucknall's pink pancakes?
dandyboy Thu, 16/12/2010 - 11:06
Bell-End Boursin
jiggerycock Thu, 16/12/2010 - 10:41
Whopper with Cheese
fuckwit Thu, 16/12/2010 - 00:46
Arse Burger.
bellendercarlisle Wed, 15/12/2010 - 22:21
Cunt Royale.
arthurport Wed, 15/12/2010 - 20:33

Cunt Royale.
arthurport Wed, 15/12/2010 - 20:33
Arse Burger.
bellendercarlisle Wed, 15/12/2010 - 22:21
Whopper with Cheese
fuckwit Thu, 16/12/2010 - 00:46
Bell-End Boursin
jiggerycock Thu, 16/12/2010 - 10:41
Has he just seen Mick Hucknall's pink pancakes?
dandyboy Thu, 16/12/2010 - 11:06
Gimme a McCunt with extra cheese and a large fries please
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 16/12/2010 - 11:18
ripping off twat,it's known as a jucie lucie and it's been around in the states for fucking donkeys years!as seen on "man v food" get a grip Van day.other people watch tv too you know!
paulhm Thu, 16/12/2010 - 11:19
I love Man V Food. LOVE IT.
tescopop Thu, 16/12/2010 - 12:06
How fat has Adam got since that show started !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 16/12/2010 - 12:12
I have never heard of Man V Food, but it sounds great.
dandyboy Thu, 16/12/2010 - 14:44
It is amazing. Sometimes he eats massive amounts of food, but sometimes he eats normal amounts of food that are incredibly difficult to eat due to extreme spiciness or what have you. Essentially, it's a chilling indictment of the Western world's flagrant and disgusting overconsumption. But in a really really good way.
tescopop Thu, 16/12/2010 - 15:41
Eight years ago, I worked in a shitty leisure centre cafe (Totnes, fact fans) which sold, among other deep-fried offal, "cheeseburgers"; burgers which had been formed around a slice of cheese, and frozen. It's not an original idea.
Also, Man Vs. Food is amazing. I can't decide whether I feel sick or hungry after watching an episode.
retrovertigo Fri, 17/12/2010 - 04:57