Had His Day
Wed, 24/11/2010 - 12:30 by HM writer

The pure and unadulterated glamour emanating from David Van Day's single launch at the Hard Rock Cafe last night was almost blinding. If it's at all physically possible, Lizzie Cundy ^ may have had another face lift - her eyebrows almost meet her scalp. And introducing madness in human form - Tricia Walsh-Smith...

Meanwhile, David Van Day had borrowed Billy Ray Cryrus' weave for his launch with partner Sue Moxley last night (despite dumping her on the Wright Show last year!) and the star-studded guests included Ruth Lorenzo, apparently, John Adeleye, er, Walsh-Smith, Cundy and Moxley...

 

Soup's served.

 

And here's Walsh-Smith in all her glory...

 

  • Did Van Day's plastic surgeon do it with a torque wrench?

    jiggerycock Wed, 24/11/2010 - 21:16
  • A parade of comic grotesques if ever there was one.

    Is this rictus grin of surprise look supposed to be a turn on, only they look like they're modeled on those three-holed fuck dolls you see in specialist shops in Amsterdam, I'm told

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    xixidada03 Wed, 24/11/2010 - 16:49
  • Pic 2 looks like his head was formed from porridge.

    mickeyrat Wed, 24/11/2010 - 14:13
  • ken tate Wed, 24/11/2010 - 14:08
  • fuck me. The stars were out in force for that one.

    jockey Wed, 24/11/2010 - 13:50
  • Dear god look at them both... is that a misspelling of that lizzie womans name?.... afterall she looks like a cunt

    Happy Marty Wed, 24/11/2010 - 13:02
  • Dear god look at them both... is that a misspelling of that lizzie womans name?.... afterall she looks like a cunt

    Happy Marty Wed, 24/11/2010 - 13:02
  • fuck me. The stars were out in force for that one.

    jockey Wed, 24/11/2010 - 13:50
  • ken tate Wed, 24/11/2010 - 14:08
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    xixidada03 Wed, 24/11/2010 - 16:49
  • A parade of comic grotesques if ever there was one.

    Is this rictus grin of surprise look supposed to be a turn on, only they look like they're modeled on those three-holed fuck dolls you see in specialist shops in Amsterdam, I'm told

    jiggerycock Wed, 24/11/2010 - 17:20
  • Did Van Day's plastic surgeon do it with a torque wrench?

    jiggerycock Wed, 24/11/2010 - 21:16

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