David Walliams and girlfriend at the Groucho
Little Smitten
Thu, 19/11/2009 - 09:42 by HM writerDid David Walliams base Vicky Pollard on his new girlfriend? Because she had a face like a slapped arse, appeared terminally miserable (but is a supermodel) and looked like she'd run off with your Chicken Cottage without remorse after a night on the lash...
Walliams has been dating his new Vogue cover supermodel girlfriend, 25-year-old Lara Stone, for two months since dumping the last one,19-year-old Lauren Budd. Who was last seen doing this and dating this. But then do have lots and lots of money, so swings and roundabouts...
A good old source about David:
"David is completely smitten. He has gradually started introducing her to his closest friends after a couple of months taking her out for dinner and charming her."
Matt Lucas and Amanda Holden?
So he took Kate Moss's less attractive sister out to the Groucho Club (she was lucky, it could have been China Whites or Mahiki). And what fun they looked like they were having (well the man behind them at least)....
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David Walliams might have a touch of the Jimmy Savilles in that it's his mum he really wants. He's a modern day Oedipus is that one.
Fucking hell, she has a face like a bag of smash crabs!
As for the word Supermodel? mmm not quite sure about that, the term is used so loosly these days.
Anyway thought he was gay?!
Cunt and miss Cunt, What a fucking miserable, dense-looking minger. He's way too self-absorbed, she is completely up her own arse at such a young age. And she looks fucking ancient - has she been on the old dragon and bugle?
What the f-ck happened to her face? She looks half dead. Is that what passes for a model these days?
I wish peope would stop calling these busted tricks supermodels when they are clearly not. To be a supermodel you have to do more than model.
As for Walliams. Quite with the act, we all know you're a big Mo.
You missed out "Looks as thick as brick too"
Is this guy for real.
*Using chav approved hand gestures* Whatever Minger.
where are her eyebrows?
how is she a supermodel ? She is very plain.
Supermodel?
Get into the closet, David. I don't mean sexually. I just want you to get in a closet. And stay there.
Her head looks parboiled
Define supermodel? She's a dog
she stinks of rape
19years old going on 45.... bland blondie
hence her expression.
Any fule no he is gay
What a miserable fucking cow. Still, he isn't much better, self sastisifed bell end that he is.
What a miserable fucking cow. Still, he isn't much better, self sastisifed bell end that he is.
Any fule no he is gay
hence her expression.
19years old going on 45.... bland blondie
she stinks of rape
Define supermodel? She's a dog
Her head looks parboiled
Get into the closet, David. I don't mean sexually. I just want you to get in a closet. And stay there.
Supermodel?
how is she a supermodel ? She is very plain.
where are her eyebrows?
*Using chav approved hand gestures* Whatever Minger.
Is this guy for real.
You missed out "Looks as thick as brick too"
What the f-ck happened to her face? She looks half dead. Is that what passes for a model these days?
I wish peope would stop calling these busted tricks supermodels when they are clearly not. To be a supermodel you have to do more than model.
As for Walliams. Quite with the act, we all know you're a big Mo.
Cunt and miss Cunt, What a fucking miserable, dense-looking minger. He's way too self-absorbed, she is completely up her own arse at such a young age. And she looks fucking ancient - has she been on the old dragon and bugle?
Fucking hell, she has a face like a bag of smash crabs!
As for the word Supermodel? mmm not quite sure about that, the term is used so loosly these days.
Anyway thought he was gay?!
David Walliams might have a touch of the Jimmy Savilles in that it's his mum he really wants. He's a modern day Oedipus is that one.
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