Little Smitten
Thu, 19/11/2009 - 09:42 by HM writer

Did David Walliams base Vicky Pollard on his new girlfriend? Because she had a face like a slapped arse, appeared terminally miserable (but is a supermodel) and looked like she'd run off with your Chicken Cottage without remorse after a night on the lash...

Walliams has been dating his new Vogue cover supermodel girlfriend, 25-year-old Lara Stone, for two months since dumping the last one,19-year-old Lauren Budd. Who was last seen doing this and dating this. But then do have lots and lots of money, so swings and roundabouts...

A good old source about David:

"David is completely smitten. He has gradually started introducing her to his closest friends after a couple of months taking her out for dinner and charming her."

Matt Lucas and Amanda Holden?

So he took Kate Moss's less attractive sister out to the Groucho Club (she was lucky, it could have been China Whites or Mahiki). And what fun they looked like they were having (well the man behind them at least)....

 

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:18
  • David Walliams might have a touch of the Jimmy Savilles in that it's his mum he really wants. He's a modern day Oedipus is that one.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 17:09
  • Fucking hell, she has a face like a bag of smash crabs!
    As for the word Supermodel? mmm not quite sure about that, the term is used so loosly these days.
    Anyway thought he was gay?!

    scarlet von fist Fri, 20/11/2009 - 08:42
  • Cunt and miss Cunt, What a fucking miserable, dense-looking minger. He's way too self-absorbed, she is completely up her own arse at such a young age. And she looks fucking ancient - has she been on the old dragon and bugle?

    Blartmonster Fri, 20/11/2009 - 06:52
  • What the f-ck happened to her face? She looks half dead. Is that what passes for a model these days?

    I wish peope would stop calling these busted tricks supermodels when they are clearly not. To be a supermodel you have to do more than model.

    As for Walliams. Quite with the act, we all know you're a big Mo.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 19/11/2009 - 21:19
  • You missed out "Looks as thick as brick too"

    aciddrops Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:18
  • Is this guy for real.

    whereswaldo Thu, 19/11/2009 - 16:37
  • *Using chav approved hand gestures* Whatever Minger.

    snowdog Thu, 19/11/2009 - 14:13
  • where are her eyebrows?

    izudu Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:50
  • how is she a supermodel ? She is very plain.

    grange Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:40
  • Supermodel?

    Tyrant Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:31
  • Get into the closet, David. I don't mean sexually. I just want you to get in a closet. And stay there.

    cosmotopper Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:59
  • Her head looks parboiled

    moon park Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:30
  • Define supermodel? She's a dog

    fuckwit Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:49
  • she stinks of rape

    bunglist Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:45
  • 19years old going on 45.... bland blondie

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:38
  • hence her expression.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 19/11/2009 - 10:54
  • Any fule no he is gay

    Queenofthebongobong Thu, 19/11/2009 - 10:52
  • What a miserable fucking cow. Still, he isn't much better, self sastisifed bell end that he is.

    aaaargh Thu, 19/11/2009 - 10:25
  • What a miserable fucking cow. Still, he isn't much better, self sastisifed bell end that he is.

    aaaargh Thu, 19/11/2009 - 10:25
  • Any fule no he is gay

    Queenofthebongobong Thu, 19/11/2009 - 10:52
  • hence her expression.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 19/11/2009 - 10:54
  • 19years old going on 45.... bland blondie

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:38
  • she stinks of rape

    bunglist Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:45
  • Define supermodel? She's a dog

    fuckwit Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:49
  • Her head looks parboiled

    moon park Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:30
  • Get into the closet, David. I don't mean sexually. I just want you to get in a closet. And stay there.

    cosmotopper Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:59
  • Supermodel?

    Tyrant Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:31
  • how is she a supermodel ? She is very plain.

    grange Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:40
  • where are her eyebrows?

    izudu Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:50
  • *Using chav approved hand gestures* Whatever Minger.

    snowdog Thu, 19/11/2009 - 14:13
  • Is this guy for real.

    whereswaldo Thu, 19/11/2009 - 16:37
  • You missed out "Looks as thick as brick too"

    aciddrops Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:18
  • What the f-ck happened to her face? She looks half dead. Is that what passes for a model these days?

    I wish peope would stop calling these busted tricks supermodels when they are clearly not. To be a supermodel you have to do more than model.

    As for Walliams. Quite with the act, we all know you're a big Mo.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 19/11/2009 - 21:19
  • Cunt and miss Cunt, What a fucking miserable, dense-looking minger. He's way too self-absorbed, she is completely up her own arse at such a young age. And she looks fucking ancient - has she been on the old dragon and bugle?

    Blartmonster Fri, 20/11/2009 - 06:52
  • Fucking hell, she has a face like a bag of smash crabs!
    As for the word Supermodel? mmm not quite sure about that, the term is used so loosly these days.
    Anyway thought he was gay?!

    scarlet von fist Fri, 20/11/2009 - 08:42
  • David Walliams might have a touch of the Jimmy Savilles in that it's his mum he really wants. He's a modern day Oedipus is that one.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 17:09
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:18

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