David Walliams holds his stag do, invites lots of gay men

Lots of camp and one tramp

Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:03 by

David Walliams held his stag do in London last night and it looked as shit as it sounds. And if he thought that getting married to a real, live woman would make people think he was straight, then inviting a whole bunch of gay men along to celebrate your final night of freedom with you probably wasn't the best idea...

There were no blow-up dolls, pink fluffy handcuffs, men in drag or lifesize cocks... actually, now we think of about it, there were plenty of them. But what we're trying to say is that it seemed like a classy affair. The boys were all kitted out in their Sunday best - everyone dressed in their suit and shirt combos with their shoes scrubbed and polished especially for the occasion...

That'll be everyone apart from Dale fucking Winton who turned up in a worn-out leather jacket, tracksuit bottoms and trainers.

Also in attendance at the Met Bar (maybe it wasn't so classy, then) to wave Walliams' single life (and all his cash) goodbye were David Furnish, Alan Carr, James Corden, Anthony Head, Vernon Kay, Steve Coogan and gatecrasher, Natalie Imbruglia.

David Walliams and Lara Stone, Alan Carr, David Furnish, David Walliams, James Corden, Natalie Imbruglia, Steve Coogan, Vernon Kay

Comments

Natalie Imbruglia still looks gorgeous...

I wood.
Freakoid Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:50
ok where are the other gays or am i missing something? only gays i see there were alan carr dale winton n david furnish!! its hardly LOADS if there's only 3!! and where was matt lucas? are they not friends any more? does he not agree with fake weddings either?
discodolly25 Sun, 16/05/2010 - 19:09
This peoples too many gays and home sexuals! Too much of monies and too much of putting manliness in unclean place. When these peolpes going to awake up? But with my other hands I wonder to why this gays does not to admit that he likes to be bowling from pavilion end? Just admit?
Crendi Sat, 15/05/2010 - 20:12
Chuffing Nora! Dale Winton IS Alex Reid!

Not only that but the guest list of that rugger-bugger he-man, David Walliams, is most intriguing.
PuddyTwat Sat, 15/05/2010 - 17:51
Kill your 'friends', send me your shares portfolio, then kill yourself!

(That's what Judas Priest should have gone with on that backwards recording message thingy)
jiggerycock Sat, 15/05/2010 - 07:25
So he was out before he came to NYT and in after that??
Queenbitch Fri, 14/05/2010 - 20:19
Jimmy Carr doing his trademark nervous comedy stare. That's right Jimmy, stare hard enough and those inner voices cruelly questioning your inexplicable success will abate, leaving only the sound of your own ridiculous braying laugh.
bellendercarlisle Fri, 14/05/2010 - 20:05
She'd have to be Methuselah's beard with that lot...
huxylady Fri, 14/05/2010 - 19:51
What do you do for work though ?
BonnyWill Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:22
I was at the National Youth theatre with this fucking pansy. He was a mincing overracting queen then and (flounced out on his first day of getting to know each other kinda shit). Came back and said he couldnt believe how anti gay everyone was. and lo and behold hes a rich overacting queen now. Whilst I am here ruling the fucking the world. Im actually doing ok in case you were concerned. I love putting my hands down blocked toilets.
grippersteb Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:31
Everyone's favourite ligger Imbruglia. No fucking party without punch is there?

I wonder if she told everyone "I had that hit single, you know, that was me, that was"

Maybe she was the beard for the night's proceedings.........
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:28

Everyone's favourite ligger Imbruglia. No fucking party without punch is there?

I wonder if she told everyone "I had that hit single, you know, that was me, that was"

Maybe she was the beard for the night's proceedings.........
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:28
I was at the National Youth theatre with this fucking pansy. He was a mincing overracting queen then and (flounced out on his first day of getting to know each other kinda shit). Came back and said he couldnt believe how anti gay everyone was. and lo and behold hes a rich overacting queen now. Whilst I am here ruling the fucking the world. Im actually doing ok in case you were concerned. I love putting my hands down blocked toilets.
grippersteb Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:31
What do you do for work though ?
BonnyWill Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:22
She'd have to be Methuselah's beard with that lot...
huxylady Fri, 14/05/2010 - 19:51
Jimmy Carr doing his trademark nervous comedy stare. That's right Jimmy, stare hard enough and those inner voices cruelly questioning your inexplicable success will abate, leaving only the sound of your own ridiculous braying laugh.
bellendercarlisle Fri, 14/05/2010 - 20:05
So he was out before he came to NYT and in after that??
Queenbitch Fri, 14/05/2010 - 20:19
Kill your 'friends', send me your shares portfolio, then kill yourself!

(That's what Judas Priest should have gone with on that backwards recording message thingy)
jiggerycock Sat, 15/05/2010 - 07:25
Chuffing Nora! Dale Winton IS Alex Reid!

Not only that but the guest list of that rugger-bugger he-man, David Walliams, is most intriguing.
PuddyTwat Sat, 15/05/2010 - 17:51
This peoples too many gays and home sexuals! Too much of monies and too much of putting manliness in unclean place. When these peolpes going to awake up? But with my other hands I wonder to why this gays does not to admit that he likes to be bowling from pavilion end? Just admit?
Crendi Sat, 15/05/2010 - 20:12
ok where are the other gays or am i missing something? only gays i see there were alan carr dale winton n david furnish!! its hardly LOADS if there's only 3!! and where was matt lucas? are they not friends any more? does he not agree with fake weddings either?
discodolly25 Sun, 16/05/2010 - 19:09
Natalie Imbruglia still looks gorgeous...

I wood.
Freakoid Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:50