David Walliams meets panda, doesn't shag it

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David Walliams and panda at Burberry party

panda says no

Wed, 23/09/2009 - 14:24 by Metrosexual

Amazing! David Walliams goes to a party, meets an exotic "lovely" and doesn't shag it.

Walliams was wearing one of the most horrific suits we've ever seen at the Burberry bash when he met a journalist dressed as a panda. The hack's outfit was less ridiculous than Dave's ensemble...

The journo was banging on about something that bloke with the hair cut out of The Really Wild Show said about pandas. He thinks they all deserve to die! HOW RUDE!

Meanwhile disco Dave seemed to have scant interest in the plight of this cute endangered species. Probably because pandas aren't blonde and don't have big tits.

Poor Mr Panda! Dry your eyes. Walliams went home with model Lara Stone instead;

"He makes me laugh"

said brainbox Lara. You don't say, zzzzzz.....

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Comments

Walliams: stay in once in a while and read a book. No, better still, stay in always. Never come out. The book is optional.
cosmotopper Thu, 24/09/2009 - 14:38
not as funny as Lauren Harries though.
BigPhil Thu, 24/09/2009 - 11:54
Trouble is with him and that fat bald cunt Lucas is: they're just not funny.

They nicked their act from Reeves and Mortimer and The Fast Show, and the BBC, being the place that churns out unfunny comedy shows because the toff wankers in charge of Beeb comedy Rupert Blitherington-Smitherington-Smythe commission shite like this because his soggy biscuit Etonian mates find it evah so witty, then they all coin it in selling Vicky Pollard dolls and birthday cards for retards who like to watch other retards saying "I want that one".

Les Dawson beat him to the transvestite act by over 30 years, and he was funny!
pandakiller Thu, 24/09/2009 - 08:50
... and then thumb in a sneaky semi while they flatline.
BigPhil Thu, 24/09/2009 - 00:42
What a boring cunt he is - the most self-absorbed fucker in celebdom, he most bore his women to sleep talking about his favourite subject, ie, himself....
Blartmonster Wed, 23/09/2009 - 18:30
That celebrity stalker gonk has upped her game.
jiggerycock Wed, 23/09/2009 - 15:21

That celebrity stalker gonk has upped her game.
jiggerycock Wed, 23/09/2009 - 15:21
What a boring cunt he is - the most self-absorbed fucker in celebdom, he most bore his women to sleep talking about his favourite subject, ie, himself....
Blartmonster Wed, 23/09/2009 - 18:30
... and then thumb in a sneaky semi while they flatline.
BigPhil Thu, 24/09/2009 - 00:42
Trouble is with him and that fat bald cunt Lucas is: they're just not funny.

They nicked their act from Reeves and Mortimer and The Fast Show, and the BBC, being the place that churns out unfunny comedy shows because the toff wankers in charge of Beeb comedy Rupert Blitherington-Smitherington-Smythe commission shite like this because his soggy biscuit Etonian mates find it evah so witty, then they all coin it in selling Vicky Pollard dolls and birthday cards for retards who like to watch other retards saying "I want that one".

Les Dawson beat him to the transvestite act by over 30 years, and he was funny!
pandakiller Thu, 24/09/2009 - 08:50
not as funny as Lauren Harries though.
BigPhil Thu, 24/09/2009 - 11:54
Walliams: stay in once in a while and read a book. No, better still, stay in always. Never come out. The book is optional.
cosmotopper Thu, 24/09/2009 - 14:38