STOP PRESS. Denise Van Outen and Natalie Cassidy have engaged in a slanging match on Twitter with the former telling the latter to stick that trumpet she used to play ten years ago on EastEnders up her arse HEE HEEE!!

Their fight started after Natalie had previously accused Denise of basically being a bad mother and going back to work too soon. But then Denise spotted Natalie on Lorraine Kelly this morning discussing her baby, oh and her upcoming series, 'E4 TV show Natalie Cassidy: Becoming Mum'.

On Denise, Natalie had said:

"Denise van Outen went back to work after two weeks because she said she needed to feel normal again. I just think, "What have you had a child for?" Having a child should be your job."

It's not the 1950s, Natalie...

So Denise started Tweeting this morning:

"Natalie Cassidy criticised me for going back to work after having Betsy. Natalie on Lorraine show now promoting her reality pregnancy/new mum show. Isn't that work???? She said she did the show for money, so yes, that is work. Pot calling!!!!"

She added:

"We put our family picture out press to raise money for Great Ormond Street; she did a family shot and put the money in her pocket."

Ouch.

But Denise left the best till last, writing:

"She can stick her trumpet where the sun don't shine ...hee hee!!!"

As long as we don't have to watch...

(Same goes for her new reality TV show).