I've only had a few light ales occifer!
Fri, 23/10/2009 - 11:19 by Mr. HM

Talk about a lucky escape. Dennis Quaid narrowly avoided being arrested for drink driving by claiming he wasn't planning on drivig. Despite being sat in the driver's seat. With the keys. Right...

After a meal with his wife at Phillipe Chow's restaurant in Beverly Hills, police were called when Dennis, clearly hammered, was about to drive off.

Somehow the dude was able to sweet talk the police into believing he wasn't planning on driving and they let him go back into the restaurant to call a cab.

They should have arrested him, if only for Jaws 3-D. 

  • Quaid, and police raid, after too much lemonade.

    degzy Fri, 23/10/2009 - 15:24
  • Is that Dennis Quaid? Gordon Bennet what's happened to face? Is he doing a Hasslehoff, forgetting his own mind, then punching himself in his mouth? "Take THAT you sonafabitch! And, hnnnn, THAT for Russell!"

    PuddyTwat Fri, 23/10/2009 - 14:29
  • Dennis Quaid in 'Hollywood Personality Treated Differently to the Rest of Society by Police' shocker.

    I would fall off my chair in shock if a celebrity was actually dealt the same punishment as everyone else who has not been in a film/modeled panties/sung a song.

    BustySinclair Fri, 23/10/2009 - 14:24
  • Goodness Gracious, Great Bells of Fire.
    SEE WHAT I DID ?! SEE IT?! YEAH?! DEAD STRAIGHT..

    kwebb Fri, 23/10/2009 - 12:19
  • quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 23/10/2009 - 11:55
  • he was good in total recall though

    bunglist Fri, 23/10/2009 - 11:37
  • The eternal "one law for them, one for us" situation, eh? So, all of youse who think that the papps are being horrid and nasty to poor lickle celebs, remember this when you lose your licence for having one alcopop over the limit....

    Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 11:26
  • The eternal "one law for them, one for us" situation, eh? So, all of youse who think that the papps are being horrid and nasty to poor lickle celebs, remember this when you lose your licence for having one alcopop over the limit....

    Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 11:26
  • he was good in total recall though

    bunglist Fri, 23/10/2009 - 11:37
  • quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 23/10/2009 - 11:55
  • Goodness Gracious, Great Bells of Fire.
    SEE WHAT I DID ?! SEE IT?! YEAH?! DEAD STRAIGHT..

    kwebb Fri, 23/10/2009 - 12:19
  • Dennis Quaid in 'Hollywood Personality Treated Differently to the Rest of Society by Police' shocker.

    I would fall off my chair in shock if a celebrity was actually dealt the same punishment as everyone else who has not been in a film/modeled panties/sung a song.

    BustySinclair Fri, 23/10/2009 - 14:24
  • Is that Dennis Quaid? Gordon Bennet what's happened to face? Is he doing a Hasslehoff, forgetting his own mind, then punching himself in his mouth? "Take THAT you sonafabitch! And, hnnnn, THAT for Russell!"

    PuddyTwat Fri, 23/10/2009 - 14:29
  • Quaid, and police raid, after too much lemonade.

    degzy Fri, 23/10/2009 - 15:24