He's in fashion...
Thu, 05/11/2009 - 11:28 by HM writer

We think Roberto Cavalli might be our new favourite designer, ahead of the conker in a suit, Valentino and a scowl personified, Karl Largerfeld. Here he is with a gaggle of girls young enough to be his great granddaughters, including David Walliams's ex-girlfriend, Lauren Budd...

Cavalli took 19-year-old Budd and two other female guests to Scott's restaurant in central London last night. But we can't help but wonder what on earth they were all doing with a 68-year-old multi-millionaire fashion designer? They still hopped into his car once they had left the restaurant...

And we're not entirely sure what happened next, but being married (to this, mind you), we imagine he was the perfect gentleman and dropped each girl off home and just in time for their curfew...

  • Here we go again, that isn't his wife. A quick Wiki search would have produced:

    "In 1980 Roberto Cavalli married Eva Duringer, who has been his lifelong companion and business partner....Cavalli lives with his wife Eva and their children in a villa on the hills surrounding Florence".

    That's just bad journalism.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 05/11/2009 - 21:53
  • I think we can probably drop "attention" and just leave it at whores.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 05/11/2009 - 15:35
  • while the birds are not ugly, they're quite literally attention whores

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Thu, 05/11/2009 - 14:44
  • Is he Alan Sugar's long lost Italian brother? Fair play to him, though - those birds are extremely fit.

    Speedy Thu, 05/11/2009 - 13:18
  • Put a Bull Frog in a suit , it looks nice , put it on the celeb/rich list and its fuckable, nice work if you can get it

    carbon cowboy Thu, 05/11/2009 - 13:16
  • they make a lovely couple, good luck to them.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:51
  • He looks like he has got one eye on the bus too like Kym Marsh.
    Isn't he the same dude who was the Doc in the ambulance in The Cannonball Run?

    kwebb Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:11
  • I reckon he looks like Bo-Selecta's Craaaaaaaig David

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:03
  • He looks like the type of backstreet photographer who says: "Just a little bit wider luv. Yeeah! That's it!"

    PuddyTwat Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:01
  • He looks like the type of backstreet photographer who says: "Just a little bit wider luv. Yeeah! That's it!"

    PuddyTwat Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:01
  • I reckon he looks like Bo-Selecta's Craaaaaaaig David

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:03
  • He looks like he has got one eye on the bus too like Kym Marsh.
    Isn't he the same dude who was the Doc in the ambulance in The Cannonball Run?

    kwebb Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:11
  • they make a lovely couple, good luck to them.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:51
  • Put a Bull Frog in a suit , it looks nice , put it on the celeb/rich list and its fuckable, nice work if you can get it

    carbon cowboy Thu, 05/11/2009 - 13:16
  • Is he Alan Sugar's long lost Italian brother? Fair play to him, though - those birds are extremely fit.

    Speedy Thu, 05/11/2009 - 13:18
  • while the birds are not ugly, they're quite literally attention whores

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Thu, 05/11/2009 - 14:44
  • I think we can probably drop "attention" and just leave it at whores.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 05/11/2009 - 15:35
  • Here we go again, that isn't his wife. A quick Wiki search would have produced:

    "In 1980 Roberto Cavalli married Eva Duringer, who has been his lifelong companion and business partner....Cavalli lives with his wife Eva and their children in a villa on the hills surrounding Florence".

    That's just bad journalism.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 05/11/2009 - 21:53

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