Despite internet rumours, Tom Cruise is not dead - he's onstage with the Black Eyed Peas

I've got a (sick) feeling
Fri, 28/05/2010 - 18:07 by Harry Bow

Ten zillion times more cringe-worthy than Tom's couch jumping or that weird dance thing he did with Katie Holmes - the actor got up on stage with Will.I.Am and Fergie and those two other ones at London's 02 Arena for a performance of I've Got A Feeling ... 

Luckily the recording is even shitter than most of Tom's recent films. The thought of it is painful enough though.

Still, at least Tom hasn't gone to spaceship heaven - there were internet rumours that he'd died in an accident in New Zealand earlier today. Perhaps after rubbing himself against Fergie in her stage gear he'll be wondering if that would've been such a bad thing (JOKE).

Tom Cruise pictures, Black Eyed Peas, Tom Cruise

Comments

  • Fuck me, Dante should have created a 10th circle for this bunch of fuckwits.

    huxylady Sat, 29/05/2010 - 11:20

  • claims she is 35 looks 45!

    dancingworm Sat, 29/05/2010 - 00:21

  • It takes some going when you've got a freeloading sloan pleading poverty and that shouty purple-nosed Scottish whining cunt, but whenever I hear the name Fergie I immediately think of this vile and wretched wasted of teeth and piss-soaked cunt hair.

    dandyboy Fri, 28/05/2010 - 21:09

  • It takes some going when you've got a freeloading sloan pleading poverty and that shouty purple-nosed Scottish whining cunt, but whenever I hear the name Fergie I immediately think of this vile and wretched wasted of teeth and piss-soaked cunt hair.

    dandyboy Fri, 28/05/2010 - 21:09

  • claims she is 35 looks 45!

    dancingworm Sat, 29/05/2010 - 00:21

  • Fuck me, Dante should have created a 10th circle for this bunch of fuckwits.

    huxylady Sat, 29/05/2010 - 11:20

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