One fright in Paris
Tue, 19/01/2010 - 16:20 by Harry Bow

It's not too late to back out of those marriage plans, Kate. See what you're missing...

Inexplicably, Pete Doherty is still enjoying the company of models - the artless dodger spent last night hanging out with ex-girlfriend Irina Lazareanu (IQ to match her dress-size) in Paris, where he's been sharing his music and other unpleasantries before he has to return to the UK for his next scheduled wrist tapping...

 

First up, police are said to be looking to quiz Pete after new evidence has emerged suggesting that Mark Blanco, the 30-year-old man who fell to his death at a party thrown by one of the more repulsive members of singer's entourage, was kicked out of the building twice before he died and not once, as an inquest into the incident was originally told, which makes the whole thing sort of fishier than a whiff of Pete's breath.

 

Meanwhile, the bigshambles will also be back at Gloucester Magistrates Court again on 27 January, having been arrested in the same spot last month on possession of heroin charges after dropping a little package straight after another appearance for drug charges.

 

And we're sure he'll squeeze in a few other trips to the cop shop in between too, but like one of those nasty little hard turds in the toilet bowl, he just never goes down (handily for Carl Barat since a Libertines reunion is said to be on the cards).

 

  • I think it's awful that he can get away from the police like that, he really is one of the stupid and most irresponsible men on the planet. He had so many opportunities to get better in Drug Rehab Treatment centres but doesn't have the intelligence to do so...

    Valerian42 Fri, 09/07/2010 - 18:18
  • Mr Docherty will be okey. he's a good example of upstanding citizen for all to apprreciate, he knows how to look after the right people.

    Oh Mr Docherty, Mr Beak the magistrait at your freinds Amys "trial" has taken ten pounds from your brown envelope to cover expenses. All will be fine, and thanks for mine too. Regards to your father, Mr D

    officerdibble Wed, 20/01/2010 - 15:56
  • Here's hoping he'll do a Jared Leto in 'Reqiuem for a Dream'. Just think, he'll look even more of a cunt and it's tricky to play guitar with one arm

    banquosghost Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:58
  • You can smell the cunt just looking at that picture, I think my computer's developed smell-o-vision.

    dandyboy Tue, 19/01/2010 - 21:35
  • This is thunderously good news. Can't oblige I'm afraid though. Still working off the wee community service order dolled out that time for tossing a caber in a public thoroughfare. Priorities versus risks and all. Sorry.

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 20:12
  • Still looking the picture of health

    ColonelDebugger Tue, 19/01/2010 - 20:10
  • About frigging time. If anyone so much as stubs their toe in my gaff, I could be liable for compensation. Yet this wanker pussies around like he's King of the Shit? Nah! Haul his arse before the beak and let's hear what he's got to say.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 19/01/2010 - 18:49
  • Hey! He's in court on my birthday! Hey, Doherty, do me a birthday favour and go to prison, will ya?

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 17:24
  • God I hate this malodorous, slovenly, wretch of a cunt.

    Why can't he get hold of some of that smack contaminated with anthrax that was going round Scotland recently. Any Scottish moles on here ? if so do you reckon you can score some ? I'm paying and I work near Shoreditch so I'm bound to come across him at some point......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 17:12
  • does cocaine use affect one's sense of smell?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 19/01/2010 - 17:01
  • does cocaine use affect one's sense of smell?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 19/01/2010 - 17:01
  • God I hate this malodorous, slovenly, wretch of a cunt.

    Why can't he get hold of some of that smack contaminated with anthrax that was going round Scotland recently. Any Scottish moles on here ? if so do you reckon you can score some ? I'm paying and I work near Shoreditch so I'm bound to come across him at some point......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 17:12
  • Hey! He's in court on my birthday! Hey, Doherty, do me a birthday favour and go to prison, will ya?

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 17:24
  • About frigging time. If anyone so much as stubs their toe in my gaff, I could be liable for compensation. Yet this wanker pussies around like he's King of the Shit? Nah! Haul his arse before the beak and let's hear what he's got to say.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 19/01/2010 - 18:49
  • Still looking the picture of health

    ColonelDebugger Tue, 19/01/2010 - 20:10
  • This is thunderously good news. Can't oblige I'm afraid though. Still working off the wee community service order dolled out that time for tossing a caber in a public thoroughfare. Priorities versus risks and all. Sorry.

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 20:12
  • You can smell the cunt just looking at that picture, I think my computer's developed smell-o-vision.

    dandyboy Tue, 19/01/2010 - 21:35
  • Here's hoping he'll do a Jared Leto in 'Reqiuem for a Dream'. Just think, he'll look even more of a cunt and it's tricky to play guitar with one arm

    banquosghost Wed, 20/01/2010 - 12:58
  • Mr Docherty will be okey. he's a good example of upstanding citizen for all to apprreciate, he knows how to look after the right people.

    Oh Mr Docherty, Mr Beak the magistrait at your freinds Amys "trial" has taken ten pounds from your brown envelope to cover expenses. All will be fine, and thanks for mine too. Regards to your father, Mr D

    officerdibble Wed, 20/01/2010 - 15:56
  • I think it's awful that he can get away from the police like that, he really is one of the stupid and most irresponsible men on the planet. He had so many opportunities to get better in Drug Rehab Treatment centres but doesn't have the intelligence to do so...

    Valerian42 Fri, 09/07/2010 - 18:18

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