An explosion in a Primark factory
Mon, 10/08/2009 - 12:48 by HM writer
Diana Vickers (the Kermit sounding singer from the X Factor last year) obviously had one lager shandy too many as she celebrated her 18th birthday with friends at 24 club in London, the outcome looking much like an explosion in a Primark factory...

But nobody told Vickers that her right false eyelash was hanging off, as her friends tried to shield her from the hordes of paparazzi.

Poor Eggnog obviously didn't receive an invite, Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell were busy that night but fellow X Factor contestant Ruth Lorenzo showed up. Other than that, we haven't got a clue who anyone else is. Which we'll be probably saying about Vickers this time next year...

  • Whoaaaaa! Her left eye is falling apart at the seams.

    Mary Hinge Mon, 10/08/2009 - 20:33
  • Somebody shout Ruth Lorenzo a Mach 3.

    kwebb Mon, 10/08/2009 - 15:21
  • The 690000 demand more I tells ya...

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:56
  • Girl gets pissed at her 18th birthday.

    Pulse...............finger.........................on

    SotC1 Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:52
  • So, seeing as this is a non-story about a non-event attended by no-one of any consequence, for the birthday of a nearly somebody who actually is a nobody, then what the hell is it doing here?

    Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:39
  • So, seeing as this is a non-story about a non-event attended by no-one of any consequence, for the birthday of a nearly somebody who actually is a nobody, then what the hell is it doing here?

    Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:39
  • Girl gets pissed at her 18th birthday.

    Pulse...............finger.........................on

    SotC1 Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:52
  • The 690000 demand more I tells ya...

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:56
  • Somebody shout Ruth Lorenzo a Mach 3.

    kwebb Mon, 10/08/2009 - 15:21
  • Whoaaaaa! Her left eye is falling apart at the seams.

    Mary Hinge Mon, 10/08/2009 - 20:33

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