Diana Vickers chased by Big Issue seller

Diana Vickers gets accosted by Big Issue Seller

He's behind you!

Thu, 15/10/2009 - 08:42 by HM writer

Time has not been kind to poor Eggnog Quigg (remember him?) and in an undignified display he began to chase Diana Vickers down the street last night...

We knew your album bombed and sunk without trace (which was the best place for it) but things can't be that bad. But at least he's finally got rid of that ridiculous haircut.

Diana was being harrassed by a Big Issue seller as she left the Vaudeville theatre, where she is performing in the stage production of Little Voice, and headed to The Ivy Club (she's changed). Better him than a hug from her, mind.

And luckily she had her hunky Robert Pattinson look-a-like boyfriend to point and laugh before eventually intervening.

Perhaps he just wanted his trousers back...

(Edit: Big Issue confusion came from here).

Diana Vickers, Eoghan Quigg

Comments

you guys have made my day! this mystery man is infact her on stage boyfriend,known as James Cartwright, who infact has a girlfriend.i think you need to do more research
Fullofshit Fri, 16/10/2009 - 15:30
Her boyfriend looks like a vampire.
mynicehat Fri, 16/10/2009 - 10:53
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Fullofshit Fri, 16/10/2009 - 09:43
Who the fuck does she think she is? A fcking loser off Spack Factor. A fucking unoriginal "singer". And a fucking up her own arse cunt. Fuck off you no-trick pony
Blartmonster Thu, 15/10/2009 - 21:47
The people who run the Big Issue.
kwebb Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:55
Fuckin Big issue, those guys are getting quite aggresive with their sales patter. They are like the timeshare tossers in Tenerife. In fact if they carry on I can see one getting gang raped off a bunch of drunken city bankers.
degzy Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:25
Who the fuck cares whether he was selling the Big Issue or not? A tramp is a tramp.
BustySinclair Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:16
Pic 12 - Diana Vickers and alleged alien Big Issue tramp perform kinky Masonic finger-crooking ritual. (You couldn't make it up, errrmm, on second thoughts . . . . . . )
BigPhil Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:46
Tell you what, why don't you just publish a single photograph, 20 times a day and then we can have 20 caption competitions and then there will be 20 'editorials' that are more accurate, and funnier, than 75% of what you publish. The other 25% refer to Mr HM's stories which make me wet my pants whenever I read them.
HeyYou Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:35
Quite clearly NOT selling the Big Issue. Jesus, if you're gonna put 12 (TWELVE!?!) photos of this 'event' up, at least look at them yourself.
tescopop Thu, 15/10/2009 - 10:39
Tramp holding a newspaper = Big Issue Seller.
Comedian holding 20 pound note = He stubbed 4 holes through it to humiliate tramp.
kwebb Thu, 15/10/2009 - 09:11

Tramp holding a newspaper = Big Issue Seller.
Comedian holding 20 pound note = He stubbed 4 holes through it to humiliate tramp.
kwebb Thu, 15/10/2009 - 09:11
Quite clearly NOT selling the Big Issue. Jesus, if you're gonna put 12 (TWELVE!?!) photos of this 'event' up, at least look at them yourself.
tescopop Thu, 15/10/2009 - 10:39
Tell you what, why don't you just publish a single photograph, 20 times a day and then we can have 20 caption competitions and then there will be 20 'editorials' that are more accurate, and funnier, than 75% of what you publish. The other 25% refer to Mr HM's stories which make me wet my pants whenever I read them.
HeyYou Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:35
Pic 12 - Diana Vickers and alleged alien Big Issue tramp perform kinky Masonic finger-crooking ritual. (You couldn't make it up, errrmm, on second thoughts . . . . . . )
BigPhil Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:46
Who the fuck cares whether he was selling the Big Issue or not? A tramp is a tramp.
BustySinclair Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:16
Fuckin Big issue, those guys are getting quite aggresive with their sales patter. They are like the timeshare tossers in Tenerife. In fact if they carry on I can see one getting gang raped off a bunch of drunken city bankers.
degzy Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:25
The people who run the Big Issue.
kwebb Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:55
Who the fuck does she think she is? A fcking loser off Spack Factor. A fucking unoriginal "singer". And a fucking up her own arse cunt. Fuck off you no-trick pony
Blartmonster Thu, 15/10/2009 - 21:47
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Fullofshit Fri, 16/10/2009 - 09:43
Her boyfriend looks like a vampire.
mynicehat Fri, 16/10/2009 - 10:53
you guys have made my day! this mystery man is infact her on stage boyfriend,known as James Cartwright, who infact has a girlfriend.i think you need to do more research
Fullofshit Fri, 16/10/2009 - 15:30