Dina's Shoe Express rip-offs beautiful new range will no doubt be a huge hit in the US and we'd like to make it clear that in no way is Mrs Lohan using her daughter's name to flog cheap tat not even Vanessa Feltz or half the guests at last night's Loose Women party would be seen dead in (actually, we Take That last bit back)...

And as Dina launches Shoe-han (do you see what she did there?), Lindsay's father has reportedly met with the 'Mother Of the Year' front runner to discuss a public and high-profile intervention to save their troubled daughter.

Michael said:

“I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way. But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing. When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her. If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.”

It's like the American version of the Katona's...