Dirty Sanchez prankster stabbed in Budgens

Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:36 by Metrosexual

Remember Dirty Sanchez? It was like Jackass but with Welsh men and no one watched it.

Well! One of them's been stabbed at a Budgens in Norfolk!

Matt Pritchard was stabbed in the neck and chest and went to hospital in Norwich before being sent home.

Plucky funster Pritchard "intervened in an incident" in the shop and got a knife in the chest for his troubles!

Still, he found time in his hectic schedule from doing, erm.., to update his Twitter and his Wiki entry to tell the world all about it.

Thanks for that Matt! Get well soon Matt, those farts don't light themselves!

Comments

True story. A conversation in a pub in Norwich between two old blokes. One of them pulls out a telescopic compact umbrella - presses the button and up it pops. The other old guy looks in bewilderment and says "Do that do that?"

"That that do" replies the bloke holding the Umbrella.
kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 16:51
The Welsh will probably seem quite chavvy to the Norfolk banjo players
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 15:19
He may be daft, welsh and famous only for lighting his farts and stapling hil sack to desks, but he still makes a far more worthwhile contribution to the human race than the majority of the bawbags featured in the Daily Bam...
itchy bawz Tue, 08/09/2009 - 18:24
Twat. I'm surpised the attacker didn't staple his nuts to the desk. Ah well, on the brightside, the dumb cunt would be used to getting stabbed.
sickofcelebs Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:53
Talking of MTV telly programmes nobody will watch - ref yesterdays board!
kwebb Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:53
In Norfolk you say?

They probably thought he was a new recipie for pot noodle, the six-fingered clumps.
jiggerycock Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:48
Pritch will be alright. He's had far worse done to him.
kwebb Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:45
Oh the indignity- Budgens, not even M& S. The shame...
the flange Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:41

Oh the indignity- Budgens, not even M& S. The shame...
the flange Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:41
Pritch will be alright. He's had far worse done to him.
kwebb Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:45
In Norfolk you say?

They probably thought he was a new recipie for pot noodle, the six-fingered clumps.
jiggerycock Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:48
Talking of MTV telly programmes nobody will watch - ref yesterdays board!
kwebb Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:53
Twat. I'm surpised the attacker didn't staple his nuts to the desk. Ah well, on the brightside, the dumb cunt would be used to getting stabbed.
sickofcelebs Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:53
He may be daft, welsh and famous only for lighting his farts and stapling hil sack to desks, but he still makes a far more worthwhile contribution to the human race than the majority of the bawbags featured in the Daily Bam...
itchy bawz Tue, 08/09/2009 - 18:24
The Welsh will probably seem quite chavvy to the Norfolk banjo players
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 15:19
True story. A conversation in a pub in Norwich between two old blokes. One of them pulls out a telescopic compact umbrella - presses the button and up it pops. The other old guy looks in bewilderment and says "Do that do that?"

"That that do" replies the bloke holding the Umbrella.
kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 16:51