Dita Von Squeeze
Sun, 11/10/2009 - 11:46 by HM writer

Talking of fake tits, here's Dita Von Teese posing provocatively on a bicycle in Paris for Harper's Bizaar...

Dita was looking dead-eyed and expressionless as she posed in a pair of sophisticated black grunts and a Christian Lacroix wedding dress for the cover of Harper Bizaar to flog her new 'Party Edition' lingerie for Wonderbra. Which Amy Winehouse could have just have just bought instead of forking out on a £35,000 boob job.

She said:

“Fashion week is over, and I have a day off to do whatever I want. I’m going apartment hunting. I want to live where the gays live… I’m going to live between Paris & LA for a bit & see who wins me over! There are things to love about both places."

And we bet she'll be more than popular dressed like that...

  • WOW... nice baby :)
    I've found Dita Von Teese Nude Video '10 for FREE

    > > > www.DitaVonTeese-Nude.com.

    good quality...

    exclusio Thu, 01/07/2010 - 17:43
  • She's got a fucking bloke's legs.... *gag*

    Blartmonster Mon, 12/10/2009 - 21:18
  • BOBFOC

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 12/10/2009 - 09:25
  • I love that bra though. Want.

    BustySinclair Mon, 12/10/2009 - 04:02
  • Whore x 10000000000

    aaaargh Mon, 12/10/2009 - 00:50
  • Roll up , roll up £10 to sniff my saddle while its still warm, £5 then , no? ok as its you 50p then, apparently she made £8.50 from a coach load of visualy impaired Japanese tourists who had the yen for it

    carbon cowboy Mon, 12/10/2009 - 00:21
  • Moonpig

    kwebb Sun, 11/10/2009 - 22:55
  • moonface!

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Sun, 11/10/2009 - 19:28
  • Plastic, vapid, sexless twat

    Blartmonster Sun, 11/10/2009 - 14:29
  • What do people still find fascinating about this bootleg Betty Page?

    BustySinclair Sun, 11/10/2009 - 13:55
  • What do people still find fascinating about this bootleg Betty Page?

    BustySinclair Sun, 11/10/2009 - 13:55
  • Plastic, vapid, sexless twat

    Blartmonster Sun, 11/10/2009 - 14:29
  • moonface!

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Sun, 11/10/2009 - 19:28
  • Moonpig

    kwebb Sun, 11/10/2009 - 22:55
  • Roll up , roll up £10 to sniff my saddle while its still warm, £5 then , no? ok as its you 50p then, apparently she made £8.50 from a coach load of visualy impaired Japanese tourists who had the yen for it

    carbon cowboy Mon, 12/10/2009 - 00:21
  • Whore x 10000000000

    aaaargh Mon, 12/10/2009 - 00:50
  • I love that bra though. Want.

    BustySinclair Mon, 12/10/2009 - 04:02
  • BOBFOC

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 12/10/2009 - 09:25
  • She's got a fucking bloke's legs.... *gag*

    Blartmonster Mon, 12/10/2009 - 21:18
  • WOW... nice baby :)
    I've found Dita Von Teese Nude Video '10 for FREE

    > > > www.DitaVonTeese-Nude.com.

    good quality...

    exclusio Thu, 01/07/2010 - 17:43

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