Dita Von Teese undresses and slips into martini glass

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Martini with a twist
Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:36 by HM writer

We didn't order a martini that dirty...

Dita Von Teese was dangerously straying into Pamela Anderson territory at the Sanremo Music Festival in Italy last night, and will probably still be getting her tasselled breasts out when she's 50. At which point her face will still be frozen in time and devoid of any expression. And if the 16 pictures of her undressing and climbing into a martini glass weren't enough, here's the video! (Who knew that watching someone undress could be so dull).

 

 

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Comments

  • What going to planet/galaxy/town A B or C does is say “You know the main story? Its still here. But here is a completely irrelevant subplot that isn’t linked because of continuity purposes, but will relate to your goal at the end Foreclosure Process

    hoolsale45 Fri, 17/12/2010 - 17:36

  • Christ, that IS dull. She looks like she wants it to end as much as I did.

    walsingham Sun, 21/02/2010 - 22:43

  • She's made millions off of that?!?!!?

    No matter how beautiful she is, I'll never forget that she's the ex-wife of Marilyn f-cking Manson. She'll never be rid that shame.

    And that 18 inch waist of hers makes her hips ginormous. Those be some birthing hips.

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 19/02/2010 - 20:52

  • Her side parting looks shit. She'll always be 'famous' as that spoonface who fucked Manson

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 17:17

  • My eldest got his very first, anonymous, shoved through the letter box late on the 14th, valentine's card this year. He opened it, worked out who it was from ('she does her *name a letter* like that') and turned to me bemused and said, 'Now what do I do?'

    Makes you go all gooey inside thinking of the love, happiness and beauty of their life to come.

    Then I realised that in x years, he won't be asking me anymore and this is The End of Innocence and the start of him not letting me in his room...

    Perhaps I'll give him some Dita pics to put him off the whole idea?

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:56

  • Only Goth men are likely to find this pasty freak remotely attractive. (Emos are a bit young to appreciate her charms just yet.)

    kermits Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:30

  • She's still got an absolutely fantastic body, so if she wants to show it off, as a very appreciative heterosexual male, bring it on.

    karlitros Fri, 19/02/2010 - 14:43

  • WHO IS SHE anyway? ( and yeah, I had to shout)
    She was an unknown person until she started dating a total freak of nature about as appetising as a corpse....for fuck sake... go back to obscurity wowan!

    kermits Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:22

  • wot , no minge.call yerslf a stripper .should be banned under the trade description act 1978.

    JOHNRBUK Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:52

  • Agreed. This 'burlesque' tag is just a sham for slightly better (un)dressed strippers, and a burlesque establishment is just a titty bar by another name.
    Or maybe I'm really reading this wrong and all my favourite porn starlets are truly the dedicated actresses and artistes they claim to be...hmmm.

    erniemilko Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:51

  • You know, I don't have a problem with women taking their clothes off for money. (Well I do, in that it's demeaning and I read a feminism book once) But what I really have a problem with, is women who try and make stripping 'classy' and 'arty'. No, love, what you are doing is stripping. You can call it burlesque and you can put nipple tassles on it, but it's still a woman dancing around with her tits out.

    tescopop Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:28

  • yes, yes. very good. what's she flogging this time then?

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:25

  • now you're asking.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:25

  • 1930's corpse porn. Very niche.

    tigerstail Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:20

  • She looks frowsy and old.
    And she looks like she has a discouraging smell.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:58

  • That's the worst oversized stuffed olive prop I've ever seen. No euphemisms, it's just shit.

    Bitch Magnet Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:55

  • if it's so dull, why post it?

    banquosghost Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:51

  • if it's so dull, why post it?

    banquosghost Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:51

  • That's the worst oversized stuffed olive prop I've ever seen. No euphemisms, it's just shit.

    Bitch Magnet Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:55

  • She looks frowsy and old.
    And she looks like she has a discouraging smell.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:58

  • 1930's corpse porn. Very niche.

    tigerstail Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:20

  • now you're asking.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:25

  • yes, yes. very good. what's she flogging this time then?

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:25

  • You know, I don't have a problem with women taking their clothes off for money. (Well I do, in that it's demeaning and I read a feminism book once) But what I really have a problem with, is women who try and make stripping 'classy' and 'arty'. No, love, what you are doing is stripping. You can call it burlesque and you can put nipple tassles on it, but it's still a woman dancing around with her tits out.

    tescopop Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:28

  • Agreed. This 'burlesque' tag is just a sham for slightly better (un)dressed strippers, and a burlesque establishment is just a titty bar by another name.
    Or maybe I'm really reading this wrong and all my favourite porn starlets are truly the dedicated actresses and artistes they claim to be...hmmm.

    erniemilko Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:51

  • wot , no minge.call yerslf a stripper .should be banned under the trade description act 1978.

    JOHNRBUK Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:52

  • WHO IS SHE anyway? ( and yeah, I had to shout)
    She was an unknown person until she started dating a total freak of nature about as appetising as a corpse....for fuck sake... go back to obscurity wowan!

    kermits Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:22

  • She's still got an absolutely fantastic body, so if she wants to show it off, as a very appreciative heterosexual male, bring it on.

    karlitros Fri, 19/02/2010 - 14:43

  • Only Goth men are likely to find this pasty freak remotely attractive. (Emos are a bit young to appreciate her charms just yet.)

    kermits Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:30

  • My eldest got his very first, anonymous, shoved through the letter box late on the 14th, valentine's card this year. He opened it, worked out who it was from ('she does her *name a letter* like that') and turned to me bemused and said, 'Now what do I do?'

    Makes you go all gooey inside thinking of the love, happiness and beauty of their life to come.

    Then I realised that in x years, he won't be asking me anymore and this is The End of Innocence and the start of him not letting me in his room...

    Perhaps I'll give him some Dita pics to put him off the whole idea?

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:56

  • Her side parting looks shit. She'll always be 'famous' as that spoonface who fucked Manson

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 17:17

  • She's made millions off of that?!?!!?

    No matter how beautiful she is, I'll never forget that she's the ex-wife of Marilyn f-cking Manson. She'll never be rid that shame.

    And that 18 inch waist of hers makes her hips ginormous. Those be some birthing hips.

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 19/02/2010 - 20:52

  • Christ, that IS dull. She looks like she wants it to end as much as I did.

    walsingham Sun, 21/02/2010 - 22:43

  • What going to planet/galaxy/town A B or C does is say “You know the main story? Its still here. But here is a completely irrelevant subplot that isn’t linked because of continuity purposes, but will relate to your goal at the end Foreclosure Process

    hoolsale45 Fri, 17/12/2010 - 17:36

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