Here she is, raven-haired stripping beauty Dita Von Teese, out on the town as part of her underwear-selling campaign.

Who are those gonks in the background though? The one on the left looks a bit simple...but then again they're at Movida.

Maybe Dita's out on the prowl to bag herself a footballer / Big Brother contestant? She's in the right place.

She certainly wasn't short of entertainment, although she was bored enough to Twitter about it.

Here's what ensued at the "glitzy" (clue: shit) nightspot:

"When Russian hooks fight they take off a shoe and throw it at their foe. FYI.

 

At Movida, watching the bitches throw down! Whoa!"

Class!