If he dies, *shrugs* he dies.
Mon, 08/02/2010 - 17:35 by Mr. HM

Forget Hugh Jackman at the Oscars, Peter Kay at The Brits or Russell Brand at the MTV awards - Dolph Lungdren has wiped the floor with each of their untalented, feeble little arses. This. Is. Amazing.

Ivan Drago was hired to present the Melodifestivalen in Örnsköldsvik, Sweden last week. This make Billy Crystal talking to Yoda look like something a one year old would fling from it's nappy.

Dolph Lungdren. Fighter, lover, dancer, singer Legend.

You may never have forgiven him for killing Apollo, but it certainly goes a long way towards it.

  • Is Dolph the new David Hasselhoff? Excellent. The Hoff was getting a bit samey anyway - getting drunk, pissing his briefs, eating his vomit. If there's a new guy in town then BRING IT OWN! I used to fancy him. Dolph not David.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:33
  • Dolph is a homosexual!

    mrspatrickcampbell Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:54
  • Fucking legendary, could only have been bettered if he'd actually shagged the dancers on stage at the same time.

    slug Tue, 09/02/2010 - 09:21
  • awesome - he's 53 according to wikipedia (which is on the internet so must be true).... ant n' dwat, woss, move aside.... this man could become a leg end.

    bittertwistedproud Mon, 08/02/2010 - 19:37
  • awesome - he's 53 according to wikipedia (which is on the internet so must be true).... ant n' dwat, woss, move aside.... this man could become a leg end.

    bittertwistedproud Mon, 08/02/2010 - 19:37
  • Fucking legendary, could only have been bettered if he'd actually shagged the dancers on stage at the same time.

    slug Tue, 09/02/2010 - 09:21
  • Dolph is a homosexual!

    mrspatrickcampbell Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:54
  • Is Dolph the new David Hasselhoff? Excellent. The Hoff was getting a bit samey anyway - getting drunk, pissing his briefs, eating his vomit. If there's a new guy in town then BRING IT OWN! I used to fancy him. Dolph not David.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:33