Dolph Lungdren on stage in Sweden
If he dies, *shrugs* he dies.
Mon, 08/02/2010 - 17:35 by Mr. HMForget Hugh Jackman at the Oscars, Peter Kay at The Brits or Russell Brand at the MTV awards - Dolph Lungdren has wiped the floor with each of their untalented, feeble little arses. This. Is. Amazing.
Ivan Drago was hired to present the Melodifestivalen in Örnsköldsvik, Sweden last week. This make Billy Crystal talking to Yoda look like something a one year old would fling from it's nappy.
Dolph Lungdren. Fighter, lover, dancer, singer Legend.
You may never have forgiven him for killing Apollo, but it certainly goes a long way towards it.
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Is Dolph the new David Hasselhoff? Excellent. The Hoff was getting a bit samey anyway - getting drunk, pissing his briefs, eating his vomit. If there's a new guy in town then BRING IT OWN! I used to fancy him. Dolph not David.
Dolph is a homosexual!
Fucking legendary, could only have been bettered if he'd actually shagged the dancers on stage at the same time.
awesome - he's 53 according to wikipedia (which is on the internet so must be true).... ant n' dwat, woss, move aside.... this man could become a leg end.
awesome - he's 53 according to wikipedia (which is on the internet so must be true).... ant n' dwat, woss, move aside.... this man could become a leg end.
Fucking legendary, could only have been bettered if he'd actually shagged the dancers on stage at the same time.
Dolph is a homosexual!
Is Dolph the new David Hasselhoff? Excellent. The Hoff was getting a bit samey anyway - getting drunk, pissing his briefs, eating his vomit. If there's a new guy in town then BRING IT OWN! I used to fancy him. Dolph not David.