Dougie McFly doesn't waste any time, bed still warm

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Dougie Pointer of McFly with new girlfriend

Crashed the Bedding

Fri, 05/03/2010 - 10:27 by Mr. HM

After yesterday's devastating news, you'd think that Dougie McFly would be nursing his broken heart, or nipping over for one last remembrance shag at the very least. Nope - out with the old IN WITH THE NEW.

The heartless, cruel popster BRAZENLY (i'm channeling the Daily Star here, bear with me) flaunted his new squeeze just days after his split with Frankie wotserface from The Saturdays.

She doesn't look too impressed at being caught by the paparazzi - probably because she'll either be taken down by the millions of nutnut McFly fans, or 5 women slipping Optrex into her Mahiki Colada whenever her back is turned.

Not sure about the new member of McFly either, but it's nice to know he enjoys a thrilling DVD box set.

Celebrity Split, McFly pictures, Dougie Poynter, mcfly

Comments

Fucking great - a "pop star" bint, whose "hits" I can't fucking recall, and a desperate wannabe "rawk star" break up and the world stands still?

Price must be gnashing her fucking veneers at this
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 11:21
Fuck me, you really are a boring tedious cunt, aren't you?
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 11:18
Optrex is poisonous and will kill?
(brb... just going up the chemist, Mr Creams has been a right cunt this w/end)..
Teatimecreams Sun, 07/03/2010 - 04:42
Dougie McFly broke up with Frankie Saturday? You're joking. But I saw nothing on the news! George Alligaiyah sat there with his tie and droned about an earthquake in Chile but not once did he mention Satafly. The Director General will be hearing about this. Where's my Basildon Bond Conqueror notepaper?
PuddyTwat Sat, 06/03/2010 - 00:46
Brilliant.
guineapig Fri, 05/03/2010 - 21:52
mr holymoly that girl is stacey mcclean. she was in s club with frankie.... yawn yawn i know
samisauce Fri, 05/03/2010 - 17:37
Deadly poisonous, according to an episode of CSI: Miami little while ago
blaxa Fri, 05/03/2010 - 16:50
Optrex?
guineapig Fri, 05/03/2010 - 13:26
I thought you were going to tell us he had pulled one of the Beddingfields. Let down.
swooziemoonshoe Fri, 05/03/2010 - 13:01
Was Crashed The Wedding not a Busted song? Do you not know your Busteds from your McFlys, Mr HM?!

I am appalled.
AllyFarrell Fri, 05/03/2010 - 11:37

Was Crashed The Wedding not a Busted song? Do you not know your Busteds from your McFlys, Mr HM?!

I am appalled.
AllyFarrell Fri, 05/03/2010 - 11:37
I thought you were going to tell us he had pulled one of the Beddingfields. Let down.
swooziemoonshoe Fri, 05/03/2010 - 13:01
Optrex?
guineapig Fri, 05/03/2010 - 13:26
Deadly poisonous, according to an episode of CSI: Miami little while ago
blaxa Fri, 05/03/2010 - 16:50
mr holymoly that girl is stacey mcclean. she was in s club with frankie.... yawn yawn i know
samisauce Fri, 05/03/2010 - 17:37
Brilliant.
guineapig Fri, 05/03/2010 - 21:52
Dougie McFly broke up with Frankie Saturday? You're joking. But I saw nothing on the news! George Alligaiyah sat there with his tie and droned about an earthquake in Chile but not once did he mention Satafly. The Director General will be hearing about this. Where's my Basildon Bond Conqueror notepaper?
PuddyTwat Sat, 06/03/2010 - 00:46
Optrex is poisonous and will kill?
(brb... just going up the chemist, Mr Creams has been a right cunt this w/end)..
Teatimecreams Sun, 07/03/2010 - 04:42
Fuck me, you really are a boring tedious cunt, aren't you?
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 11:18
Fucking great - a "pop star" bint, whose "hits" I can't fucking recall, and a desperate wannabe "rawk star" break up and the world stands still?

Price must be gnashing her fucking veneers at this
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 11:21