Duffy and Cat Deeley step out together in London

10advertadvert

Duffy after dinner at NobuDuffy after dinner at Nobu

Hair have Mercy
Fri, 04/09/2009 - 10:14 by Harry Bow

Uh oh, Duffy has been hitting the bottle in more ways than one...

 

 

Just as our retinas had finally recovered from the shock of seeing Pixie's hair DIE, Duffy has reached for the bleach and come away with a thatch that looks dryer than Madge's vadge.

 

Help, however, might be at hand from the singer's apparent new best friend Cat Deeley – the former national treasure who surprised everyone by ditching Ant and Dec, moving Stateside and perfecting the Hollywood make-over. Look at those locks! Admire that tan! Actually, these pics aren't the best example, but you can't blame her for wanting to get a little razzled - she's been hanging out with Katie Holmes over the pond.

 

In between the make-up and hair tips, we're hoping that Cat also gave Duff a pep talk about her love-life while they were out at Nobu last night. According to The Sun, the Welsh one has followed in Charlotte Church's fine footsteps and bagged herself a British Lion, Mike Phillips.

 

A source told the paper:

"Mike and Duffy went for their second date this week and they have fallen for each other.

 

"Mike got her number from his agent a couple of weeks ago and texted her.

'Want d8t? LOL!!!11'

"It's like Gavin and Charlotte - he wants to raise his profile and fancied Duffy so he thought he'd try his luck.

  

"As soon as Duffy agreed to a date he dumped his poor girlfriend Claire. He makes no secret that he wants to be the new Gavin and Charlotte. Claire is gutted.

 

"He had set his sights on opera singer Katherine Jenkins a while back, but she wasn't interested."

What a keeper. He almost makes Gavin Henson look like a knight in shining armour. 

Cat Deeley, Duffy

Comments

  • I can confirm that here in Wales he is a well-known cunt. A good scrum-half, but nontheless a total cunt. He has had the shit kicked out of him twice for pulling the "don't you know who I am" routine. Not that I condone violence, you understand. although in this case...

    austintassletine Sun, 06/09/2009 - 19:09

  • He's a Welsh rugby jock - 'do the math', as the transatlantic inbreds say...

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 15:00

  • grange... you missed the botox/collagen/ nose job/boob jobs and THE trophy BF who is wheeled in to perform sex.& the look at me with Mr Gorgeous photo ops and then told to fuck off to hide, and not hog her limelight..All d=list females are like that.No wonder the men are such prats in the end.

    koos Fri, 04/09/2009 - 14:18

  • This is what happens when you go stateside

    teeth fixed
    fake tan
    anorexia

    you lose all your sex appeal

    grange Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:32

  • Pic 1, 'Marlboro Light' chuffing cunt. What happened to Capsten Full Strength you prissy cunt.. And if you can't get them; if you are going to smoke or be around those offering you secondary smoking you should at least have the good grace to make them smoke those rancid black Turkish or Russian fags. Shitbrick.

    malachysdad Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:18

  • Is that Mike holding Duffy's hand (pic 9)? I bet the lads love him in the showers

    jockey Fri, 04/09/2009 - 11:07

  • Pic 7 onwards - piss stain on Duffy - she's not dabbed the old clam after going for a slash, and what's happened to Cat Deeley? She's dressing like Louis Walsh's window licker, she's been stateside way too long...

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 10:28

  • Hopefully this will destroy the myth of footballers being the only arseholes - rugby players, welcome to the world of cuntdom! Nice guy, eh?

    After "Bloodgate", I hope we'll hear no more about footballers being cheating bastards as well...

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 10:23

  • Hopefully this will destroy the myth of footballers being the only arseholes - rugby players, welcome to the world of cuntdom! Nice guy, eh?

    After "Bloodgate", I hope we'll hear no more about footballers being cheating bastards as well...

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 10:23

  • Pic 7 onwards - piss stain on Duffy - she's not dabbed the old clam after going for a slash, and what's happened to Cat Deeley? She's dressing like Louis Walsh's window licker, she's been stateside way too long...

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 10:28

  • Is that Mike holding Duffy's hand (pic 9)? I bet the lads love him in the showers

    jockey Fri, 04/09/2009 - 11:07

  • Pic 1, 'Marlboro Light' chuffing cunt. What happened to Capsten Full Strength you prissy cunt.. And if you can't get them; if you are going to smoke or be around those offering you secondary smoking you should at least have the good grace to make them smoke those rancid black Turkish or Russian fags. Shitbrick.

    malachysdad Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:18

  • This is what happens when you go stateside

    teeth fixed
    fake tan
    anorexia

    you lose all your sex appeal

    grange Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:32

  • grange... you missed the botox/collagen/ nose job/boob jobs and THE trophy BF who is wheeled in to perform sex.& the look at me with Mr Gorgeous photo ops and then told to fuck off to hide, and not hog her limelight..All d=list females are like that.No wonder the men are such prats in the end.

    koos Fri, 04/09/2009 - 14:18

  • He's a Welsh rugby jock - 'do the math', as the transatlantic inbreds say...

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 15:00

  • I can confirm that here in Wales he is a well-known cunt. A good scrum-half, but nontheless a total cunt. He has had the shit kicked out of him twice for pulling the "don't you know who I am" routine. Not that I condone violence, you understand. although in this case...

    austintassletine Sun, 06/09/2009 - 19:09

Related Stories

Article Timeline