Duffy seems to have bagged herself a boyfriend after moaning about her singledom for bloody months and celebrated by going on a steamy Italian holiday.

OK I'll level with you - I was offered these pictures and kind of misheard.

What I thought were going to be glamorous shots shots of 'Shirley Bassey-like' pop star Duffy tanning herself on the beach and surprising all those people who had her down as a beer swilling, potty mouthed short arse.

Instead what I got were shots of Duffy swilling beer like a potty mouthed short arse surprising all those who had her down as a glamourous pop star in the vein of Shirley Bassey.

You win some you lose some. It's just the way I roll.