Duncan James uploads half-naked photo of himself to 'Guys With iPhones', vanity overload

Duncan James shows off his iPhone to us

Thankfully it didn't All Rise

Sun, 19/06/2011 - 09:57 by

Duncan James is lucky. He's one fourth of a boyband which includes two of the most deluded and cringeworthy men on the planet. Thanks to Lee Ryan spouting inane bullshit about elephants and Antony Costa pissing all over public cash machines, Dunc is able to come across as an actual credible human being, who would never stoop to their embarrassing levels and, say, for example, post a photo of himself in just his boxers onto a public website in a vain cry for attention... oh no, wait, that's exactly what he's just done.

After some in-depth research, we have come to the conclusion that Guys With iPhones is a website where self-loving, gym-attending men post pictures of their oiled and tensed bodies for gay men and sexually frustrated women to awe at. Oh, and they have to be holding an iPhone too. That's important.

With all the still images of naked men, Guys With iPhones is basically the 21st Century equivalent of the Sistine Chapel.

Anyway, thanks to some expert detective work by a Mole, here is Blue's Duncan James' entry to Guys With iPhones.

We've got a bigger phone than that. Just sayin'.

Blue Naked Pictures, Duncan James pictures, Antony Costa, Blue, blue, Duncan James, Lee Ryan, Simon Webbe

Comments

How long did he spend colouring in his abs? And I bet he hums of Lynx or (worse) Million. Still he's a good looking guy so next time rooster OUT of the trousers please Dunc. There's a good chap.
PuddyTwat Tue, 21/06/2011 - 13:02
Because he knows gay porn is next on the cards
geewhiz76 Mon, 20/06/2011 - 13:55
Like
stella ah trois Mon, 20/06/2011 - 12:55
Be careful what you wish for
GretaBritain Mon, 20/06/2011 - 11:35
I'm quite impressed he can afford a new iPhone.
sinaplenty Mon, 20/06/2011 - 11:00
Why does he have sad face?
dearlord Mon, 20/06/2011 - 09:02
More ow than oooooof?
stella ah trois Mon, 20/06/2011 - 05:16
LIKE.
tescopop Sun, 19/06/2011 - 21:43
He has a kid doesn't he? Good idea to post your crotch shot on the internet. What a desperate famewhore. Sad.
geewhiz76 Sun, 19/06/2011 - 19:08
Good grief. That explains why Rihanna has been asking rude boys if they're big enough ever since...
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 19/06/2011 - 19:04
See? Wont even FIT!
GretaBritain Sun, 19/06/2011 - 17:27
Dunno about android, but there's a mechanical version...
GretaBritain Sun, 19/06/2011 - 17:26
They better NOT take it down - check the pic properties, this diamond of a photo was published in an article by Mr. HM himself on this very site.
Besides, its pretty.
GretaBritain Sun, 19/06/2011 - 17:23
stella ah trois Sun, 19/06/2011 - 15:08
Blimey. Slug, if yours is 10 inches, is this at least 32? Oh but it's not even 'awake' as you would say.... confused. PS you do realise this pic will be gone by the morning. I posted some penises on here once and got told off. Can't remember what the motivation was. But thank you anyway. ctrl c I'll do some balanced coverage.
stella ah trois Sun, 19/06/2011 - 15:05
Is there an android version?
stella ah trois Sun, 19/06/2011 - 15:00
Sheeesh!! I used to like Duncan from Blue...he is hot, but posting in your pants is not.

I was not expecting the picture above tho...that is one helluva shhloooong!
ireallyneedtogetalife Sun, 19/06/2011 - 12:04
Kudos on the obliques Chunky Dunk, you have certainly been applying yourself during PE, but after Chris Brown its gonna take a lot to impress the Moles. A LOT...
GretaBritain Sun, 19/06/2011 - 10:13

Kudos on the obliques Chunky Dunk, you have certainly been applying yourself during PE, but after Chris Brown its gonna take a lot to impress the Moles. A LOT...
GretaBritain Sun, 19/06/2011 - 10:13
Sheeesh!! I used to like Duncan from Blue...he is hot, but posting in your pants is not.

I was not expecting the picture above tho...that is one helluva shhloooong!
ireallyneedtogetalife Sun, 19/06/2011 - 12:04
Is there an android version?
stella ah trois Sun, 19/06/2011 - 15:00
Blimey. Slug, if yours is 10 inches, is this at least 32? Oh but it's not even 'awake' as you would say.... confused. PS you do realise this pic will be gone by the morning. I posted some penises on here once and got told off. Can't remember what the motivation was. But thank you anyway. ctrl c I'll do some balanced coverage.
stella ah trois Sun, 19/06/2011 - 15:05
stella ah trois Sun, 19/06/2011 - 15:08
They better NOT take it down - check the pic properties, this diamond of a photo was published in an article by Mr. HM himself on this very site.
Besides, its pretty.
GretaBritain Sun, 19/06/2011 - 17:23
Dunno about android, but there's a mechanical version...
GretaBritain Sun, 19/06/2011 - 17:26
See? Wont even FIT!
GretaBritain Sun, 19/06/2011 - 17:27
Good grief. That explains why Rihanna has been asking rude boys if they're big enough ever since...
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 19/06/2011 - 19:04
He has a kid doesn't he? Good idea to post your crotch shot on the internet. What a desperate famewhore. Sad.
geewhiz76 Sun, 19/06/2011 - 19:08
LIKE.
tescopop Sun, 19/06/2011 - 21:43
More ow than oooooof?
stella ah trois Mon, 20/06/2011 - 05:16
Why does he have sad face?
dearlord Mon, 20/06/2011 - 09:02
I'm quite impressed he can afford a new iPhone.
sinaplenty Mon, 20/06/2011 - 11:00
Be careful what you wish for
GretaBritain Mon, 20/06/2011 - 11:35
Like
stella ah trois Mon, 20/06/2011 - 12:55
Because he knows gay porn is next on the cards
geewhiz76 Mon, 20/06/2011 - 13:55
How long did he spend colouring in his abs? And I bet he hums of Lynx or (worse) Million. Still he's a good looking guy so next time rooster OUT of the trousers please Dunc. There's a good chap.
PuddyTwat Tue, 21/06/2011 - 13:02