But then again, last time Audigier came to town, it almost made this event look chic and sophisticated. Almost.
And yes, of course there were the obligatory former Big Brother contestants, Imogen someone and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, who seems to be slowly morphing into Tamara Beckwith, but with more forehead.
Other guests included Justin Hawkins, Joe Calzaghe and girlfriend from 'Strictly Come Dancing' Kristina Rihanoff, Ali Bastian from 'The Bill' and 'Strictly Come Dancing', Amy Winehouse's goddaughter Dionne Bromfield, Linford Christie, someone trying to be Sophie Reade from BB and Richard and Judy's daughter Chloe. And guest performances from Pete Burns (we think).
Basically, even Z-listers were too embarrassed to turn up... Shiny soup ahoy!





COMMENTS (20)
Clearly Aisleyne's had her tits done, again, and again, and again.
Justin Hawkins' girlfriend looks about 14 years old.
That 'tache doesn't exactly help his case either. Guilty, your honour.
She's got a proper speshul wonky retard face too. Just lovely.
Other thoughts: Peter Andre has a rat-tail hairdon't, DIAMANTE-STUDDED UGGS?, how is the chick in quilted boots in photo 2 with Andre actually one of the classiest there?, KNITTED UGGS?, this lot are less classy and more clueless than the entire slut-brigade from the Northern market town where I unfortunately grew up.
Is that Justin Hawkins & his missus then ? I thought it was fucking Dick Dastardly & Muttley
ah, "vintage tattoo inspired fashion". cause for celebration indeed.
Anyone wearing UGG boots simply makes a clear statement to be a clueless cunt with no personnality and the class and elegance on par with a German tourist in priest shoes, eating a pack of churros on the promenade of Playa de las Americas. Absolute chavs.
The more studs and diamantes, the more pikey.
give the kid a break, its clearly his daughter
He's from Suffolk...she could be both.
"Oi just driv daaahn here in moi tracker"
Pic 19 - You forgot to mention that Jodie Marsh was in attendance as well Mr HM !
I saw a bloke wearing Ugg boots the other day.
May as well have had 'Educationally Sub-Normal' tattooed across his forehead, which was certainly a big and dense enough canvas.
You know it's perfectly legal to run over a man in Ugg boots, in fact I believe it may be an offence if you don't.
By bloke, I hope you didn't mean Gok Kwan. Wouldn't quite label "that" as a bloke. He strikes me as the kind of individual to proudly wear the offending boots.
Aisleyne Soapy-Titwank more like... Jeez...
I see what you've done there
Oh yes, I just got it. That could possibly work with other names as well.
Fucking hell, look at the girl on the far left in the first picture. She looks like a fish finger with a pensioner's pubes glued on top. Fucking munter.
I thought it was Blackie Lawless from W*A*S*P (he'd go anywhere for a gig these days) 'til I clocked the top-bollocks. I know he'd run to manboobs a bit recently, but not horking great steamers like those.
haha hilariousss loveyy
The bird in pic 2 is about the only decent looking one there