Ed Hardy store launch at Westfield, tacky isn't even the word

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Peter Andre at the Ed Hardy store opening in WestfieldPeter Andre at the Ed Hardy store opening in Westfield

Soup O'Clock!
Wed, 02/12/2009 - 10:57 by HM writer

It was the launch party of the Ed Hardy shop in Westfield last night, the brand created by 'designer' Christian Audigier, and worn by only the finest connoisseurs of good taste like, erm, Peter Andre and the cast of Hollyoaks. So you can just imagine the turn out for the celebrations...

But then again, last time Audigier came to town, it almost made this event look chic and sophisticated. Almost.

And yes, of course there were the obligatory former Big Brother contestants, Imogen someone and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, who seems to be slowly morphing into Tamara Beckwith, but with more forehead.

Other guests included Justin Hawkins, , Ali Bastian from 'The Bill' and , Amy Winehouse's goddaughter Dionne Bromfield, Linford Christie, someone trying to be Sophie Reade from BB and Richard and Judy's daughter Chloe. And guest performances from Pete Burns (we think).

Basically, even Z-listers were too embarrassed to turn up... Shiny soup ahoy!

 

 

 

Peter Andre pictures, Peter Andre

Comments

  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 12:11

  • The bird in pic 2 is about the only decent looking one there

    whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 22:13

  • haha hilariousss loveyy

    xoxdollbabixox Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:06

  • I thought it was Blackie Lawless from W*A*S*P (he'd go anywhere for a gig these days) 'til I clocked the top-bollocks. I know he'd run to manboobs a bit recently, but not horking great steamers like those.

    jiggerycock Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:00

  • Fucking hell, look at the girl on the far left in the first picture. She looks like a fish finger with a pensioner's pubes glued on top. Fucking munter.

    retrovertigo Wed, 02/12/2009 - 23:47

  • Oh yes, I just got it. That could possibly work with other names as well.

    BigPhil Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:04

  • By bloke, I hope you didn't mean Gok Kwan. Wouldn't quite label "that" as a bloke. He strikes me as the kind of individual to proudly wear the offending boots.

    kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 17:08

  • I see what you've done there

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 16:25

  • Aisleyne Soapy-Titwank more like... Jeez...

    cashback Wed, 02/12/2009 - 16:18

  • "Oi just driv daaahn here in moi tracker"

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:43

  • You know it's perfectly legal to run over a man in Ugg boots, in fact I believe it may be an offence if you don't.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:40

  • I saw a bloke wearing Ugg boots the other day.

    May as well have had 'Educationally Sub-Normal' tattooed across his forehead, which was certainly a big and dense enough canvas.

    jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:25

  • He's from Suffolk...she could be both.

    tescopop Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:41

  • Clearly Aisleyne's had her tits done, again, and again, and again.

    yogithebear Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:26

  • Pic 19 - You forgot to mention that Jodie Marsh was in attendance as well Mr HM !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:16

  • give the kid a break, its clearly his daughter

    fisterella Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:23

  • Anyone wearing UGG boots simply makes a clear statement to be a clueless cunt with no personnality and the class and elegance on par with a German tourist in priest shoes, eating a pack of churros on the promenade of Playa de las Americas. Absolute chavs.
    The more studs and diamantes, the more pikey.

    kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:17

  • ah, "vintage tattoo inspired fashion". cause for celebration indeed.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:01

  • Is that Justin Hawkins & his missus then ? I thought it was fucking Dick Dastardly & Muttley

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:01

  • She's got a proper speshul wonky retard face too. Just lovely.

    Other thoughts: Peter Andre has a rat-tail hairdon't, DIAMANTE-STUDDED UGGS?, how is the chick in quilted boots in photo 2 with Andre actually one of the classiest there?, KNITTED UGGS?, this lot are less classy and more clueless than the entire slut-brigade from the Northern market town where I unfortunately grew up.

    tescopop Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:48

  • Justin Hawkins' girlfriend looks about 14 years old.

    That 'tache doesn't exactly help his case either. Guilty, your honour.

    pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:34

  • Justin Hawkins' girlfriend looks about 14 years old.

    That 'tache doesn't exactly help his case either. Guilty, your honour.

    pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:34

  • She's got a proper speshul wonky retard face too. Just lovely.

    Other thoughts: Peter Andre has a rat-tail hairdon't, DIAMANTE-STUDDED UGGS?, how is the chick in quilted boots in photo 2 with Andre actually one of the classiest there?, KNITTED UGGS?, this lot are less classy and more clueless than the entire slut-brigade from the Northern market town where I unfortunately grew up.

    tescopop Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:48

  • Is that Justin Hawkins & his missus then ? I thought it was fucking Dick Dastardly & Muttley

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:01

  • ah, "vintage tattoo inspired fashion". cause for celebration indeed.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:01

  • Anyone wearing UGG boots simply makes a clear statement to be a clueless cunt with no personnality and the class and elegance on par with a German tourist in priest shoes, eating a pack of churros on the promenade of Playa de las Americas. Absolute chavs.
    The more studs and diamantes, the more pikey.

    kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:17

  • give the kid a break, its clearly his daughter

    fisterella Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:23

  • Pic 19 - You forgot to mention that Jodie Marsh was in attendance as well Mr HM !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:16

  • Clearly Aisleyne's had her tits done, again, and again, and again.

    yogithebear Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:26

  • He's from Suffolk...she could be both.

    tescopop Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:41

  • I saw a bloke wearing Ugg boots the other day.

    May as well have had 'Educationally Sub-Normal' tattooed across his forehead, which was certainly a big and dense enough canvas.

    jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:25

  • You know it's perfectly legal to run over a man in Ugg boots, in fact I believe it may be an offence if you don't.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:40

  • "Oi just driv daaahn here in moi tracker"

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:43

  • Aisleyne Soapy-Titwank more like... Jeez...

    cashback Wed, 02/12/2009 - 16:18

  • I see what you've done there

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 16:25

  • By bloke, I hope you didn't mean Gok Kwan. Wouldn't quite label "that" as a bloke. He strikes me as the kind of individual to proudly wear the offending boots.

    kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 17:08

  • Oh yes, I just got it. That could possibly work with other names as well.

    BigPhil Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:04

  • Fucking hell, look at the girl on the far left in the first picture. She looks like a fish finger with a pensioner's pubes glued on top. Fucking munter.

    retrovertigo Wed, 02/12/2009 - 23:47

  • I thought it was Blackie Lawless from W*A*S*P (he'd go anywhere for a gig these days) 'til I clocked the top-bollocks. I know he'd run to manboobs a bit recently, but not horking great steamers like those.

    jiggerycock Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:00

  • haha hilariousss loveyy

    xoxdollbabixox Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:06

  • The bird in pic 2 is about the only decent looking one there

    whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 22:13

  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/liam-gallagher-and-liam-howlett-struggle-breath-comedy-jog36923#ixzz0wfiX8SHk
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 12:11

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