Young man!
Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:34 by HM writer

Eddie Murphy was busy showing Mel B what she's missing in this understated outfit while out and about in LA with his brand new blonde girlfriend...

Perhaps he was preparing for his next role as a member of the Village People?

We know he hasn't done a good film since, er, Nutty Proffesser II: The Klumps and times may be hard now he's paying £35,000 a month in child maintenance to his daughter with Mel B, but there is just no excuse for that white flat cap ensemble.

We literally having nothing else to say about Murphy, apart from something about transsexual hookers, and seriously regretting even starting this blog so have a look at more pictures here.

  • Dude...he's nabbed one of the Price is Right models. HOT stuff. Think her name is Gabrielle Tuite. Man, she was SMOKIN' in a Maxim spread I use to have somewhere. How did he get her?

    richietomtom Fri, 13/05/2011 - 04:38
  • I have the greatest of sympathy for the guy who in his early years did do some half-decent comedy but unfortunately decided to shoot his beans up the cavernous vadge of the most chavvy gobshite in "music" and give her a sprog; funny how she's moved on to marry one of the most obnoxious men in the world, I bet tea-time there is a right giggle.

    "Where's my dinner, Melanie?"

    "Ey, it's fuckin chips, eggs, bacon and some black pud. Ah 'ad some fuckin good black puddin in ma time, raaaight! So fuckin SHUT IT and fuckin eat up, ey soft lad"

    *tokes on B&H triple strength*

    Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 21:37
  • Just hush this one up from them Polish builders you hired eh?!

    kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:01
  • His missus is the Yank version of Leslie Ash with the class of a Polish cleaner- yeah, can see the attraction there somewhere...

    kermits Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:27
  • i think he's looking pretty fresh. and his missus certainly has it where it counts.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:00
  • Heaps of mileage on Murphy. This man once made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe but he must be losing it if he's parading round town in an obvious set-up.

    And that cap looks like it was fastened on by a committee. It won't be long before we hear talk of a Norbit Too.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:34
  • Heaps of mileage on Murphy. This man once made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe but he must be losing it if he's parading round town in an obvious set-up.

    And that cap looks like it was fastened on by a committee. It won't be long before we hear talk of a Norbit Too.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:34
  • i think he's looking pretty fresh. and his missus certainly has it where it counts.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:00
  • His missus is the Yank version of Leslie Ash with the class of a Polish cleaner- yeah, can see the attraction there somewhere...

    kermits Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:27
  • Just hush this one up from them Polish builders you hired eh?!

    kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:01
  • I have the greatest of sympathy for the guy who in his early years did do some half-decent comedy but unfortunately decided to shoot his beans up the cavernous vadge of the most chavvy gobshite in "music" and give her a sprog; funny how she's moved on to marry one of the most obnoxious men in the world, I bet tea-time there is a right giggle.

    "Where's my dinner, Melanie?"

    "Ey, it's fuckin chips, eggs, bacon and some black pud. Ah 'ad some fuckin good black puddin in ma time, raaaight! So fuckin SHUT IT and fuckin eat up, ey soft lad"

    *tokes on B&H triple strength*

    Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 21:37
  • Dude...he's nabbed one of the Price is Right models. HOT stuff. Think her name is Gabrielle Tuite. Man, she was SMOKIN' in a Maxim spread I use to have somewhere. How did he get her?

    richietomtom Fri, 13/05/2011 - 04:38

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