Mickey Rourke nursing a broken arm
There's no arm in it
Fri, 12/03/2010 - 10:38 by Mr. HMOK we will overlook the hair, which is like Lindsay Lohan's career (May as well give up and disappear) and instead concentrate on Poor Uncle Mickey Rourke's arm :(
I don't know where these pics were taken, but I like to imagine that he's visiting a friend in jail and inside that cast is a file, an eightball, a porno and a Jack Daniels minature.
People like Mickey Rourke shouldn't be allowed to break any bones. He should be indestructible, despite being 87. He probably broke it by stopping a school bus full of children crashing into a van full of newborn puppies whilst simultaneously punching a robber in the face and getting a blow job from Angelina Jolie whilst Barack Obama held his coat.
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I'm sure the bastard broke his arm while beating off his small limp dick.
Rockin that G force look there Mickey.
Mickey Rourke IS Chuck Norris (laughs).
And if his arm's broken, how the hell did he get it INSIDE the jacket with the cast OUTSIDE the sleeve? But he's a movie star ennit so normal rules don't apply. I watched Rumble Fish the other night when Rourke still had a face. Cool guy but his skin has turned to leather. I suppose if it all goes pear-shaped (again) he can always sell his skin to Clarks.
Mickey Rourke IS Chuck Norris (laughs).
And if his arm's broken, how the hell did he get it INSIDE the jacket with the cast OUTSIDE the sleeve? But he's a movie star ennit so normal rules don't apply. I watched Rumble Fish the other night when Rourke still had a face. Cool guy but his skin has turned to leather. I suppose if it all goes pear-shaped (again) he can always sell his skin to Clarks.
Rockin that G force look there Mickey.
I'm sure the bastard broke his arm while beating off his small limp dick.