OK we will overlook the hair, which is like Lindsay Lohan's career (May as well give up and disappear) and instead concentrate on Poor Uncle Mickey Rourke's arm :(

I don't know where these pics were taken, but I like to imagine that he's visiting a friend in jail and inside that cast is a file, an eightball, a porno and a Jack Daniels minature.

People like Mickey Rourke shouldn't be allowed to break any bones. He should be indestructible, despite being 87. He probably broke it by stopping a school bus full of children crashing into a van full of newborn puppies whilst simultaneously punching a robber in the face and getting a blow job from Angelina Jolie whilst Barack Obama held his coat.