And it comes two days after her nan claimed that Ronnie probably couldn't get it up...

But it wasn't as sleazy as we had anticipated (as unsleazy as selling private details about your private relationship can be) and she sold her story to Hello! magazine, instead of the obligatory NOTW... Which is almost high brow in comparison. Almost.

And the former cocktail waitress is only showing slightly more than an average amount of leg in a dress, which she's posing in, rather than some skimpy La Senza underwear. But she's claiming that she dumped 62-year-old Ronnie (we thought it was the other way around) and has described the Rolling Stone's guitarist as an "evil goblin". Well we all know what he looks like, but what we really want to know now is, as her nan implied to The Sun on Saturday, is he er, functioning "below the belt"?

It looks like someone is going to have offer her more cash for that kind of nformation...

Ekaterina told Hello!:

"The whole thing started off like a fairytale. But then it felt like an evil fairytale. When Ronnie and I moved into a tower my friends were laughing and saying I was like the princess trapped in the tower.

 

"He went all Jekyll and Hyde. I'd be trapped there with an evil goblin king."

And she swears that she was physically attracted to Ronnie, but probably not if he hadn't been in the Rolling Stones.

She added:

"I've always liked guys in bands, skinny and rugged. He was the ultimate. He would do things on the spot, which was exciting. When we met, it was like we were the same age. And he sort of stayed there while I've grown into a woman."

 

"He was like a child with tantrums when he was drunk, throwing water bottles and doing impressions of my voice.

 

"It was like trying to keep a child under control. In the end I was so unimpressed by everything."

Then she did a 'Tiger Woods's alleged mistress speech' and insisted:

"I'm not materialistic. I'm now living in a small flat."

"I've realised age does matter. I'm hanging out with guys my own age - we have things in common."

As if she'd never noticed the 42-year age gap until they split up. And hey look, if she really likes old men in music, she could always hook up with Cliff Richard, we're almost certain he's still single. Or Chris de Burgh, he appears to be on the look out...

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