Ekaterina Ivanova's nan wades in, suggests Ronnie Wood is impotent

Ronnie Wood and Ekaterina Ivanova - before split

Can't get no satisfaction?

Sat, 12/12/2009 - 14:14 by HM writer

Following Ronnie Wood's alleged assault on his 20-year-old Russian lover Ekaterina Ivanova and their subsequent split, Ekaterina's nan has decided to speak out and she's demanding compensation from "monster" Ron. (Oh, and she's diagnosed him with erectile dysfunction too)...

Lyudmila Ivanova, from Kazakhstan, is claiming that Ronnie "should pay" Ekaterina for the way he treated her (but she's not a cocktail waitress anymore) and that he "abused" her granddaughter throughout their 18-month relationship.

Lyudmila has snarled:

"I think this man is a monster. He was dominating Ekaterina, even if she didn't see it for a long time. He should pay her after what he put her through.

"She deserves some recompense for what she had to put up with. I think this man is a monster. He was dominating Ekaterina, even if she didn't see it for a long time."

She added:

"Ekaterina should learn her lesson from this and never repeat this kind of mistake. I don't know what were her motives in the first place, maybe his money, or his fame."

Can we suggest both?

"The way he has behaved towards her, like attacking her in the street, shows how much he respects her. Not at all. But no money can pay for living with this alcoholic creature.

"And I doubt anything is functioning below his belt. He is disgusting."

And with that thought, we'll see you all tomorrow!

Katia Ivanova pictures, Ronnie Wood

Comments

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MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 17:17
Whilst I appreciate your sentiment it is somewhat ironic to call someone a "cretinus cunt" when you spell the word "cretinous" wrong and also appear to have missed out the word "has". Nice try though.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:37
Wood got dry rot in the head, cretinus cunt
carbon cowboy Mon, 14/12/2009 - 22:54
The person she should really be angry with is her 'manager'. Aren't they supposed to stop the 'Toms' from turning nasty and beat the shit out of them if they do. Get yourself a new pimp love.
charl25 Mon, 14/12/2009 - 12:12
He should give Macca a call
ColonelDebugger Sun, 13/12/2009 - 21:01
There truly is no fool like an old fool.
ColonelDebugger Sun, 13/12/2009 - 21:00
I said that when this story first broke, you erased it obviously
BonnyWill Sun, 13/12/2009 - 00:14
Every one of these stupid fucks is a worthless cunt.
aaaargh Sat, 12/12/2009 - 23:53
All of them in the scenario are s c u m.
whereswaldo Sat, 12/12/2009 - 17:09
"Lyudmila Ivanova, from Kazakhstan, is claiming that Ronnie "should pay" Ekaterina for the way he treated her (but she's not a cocktail waitress anymore) and that he "abused" her granddaughter throughout their 18-month relationship.

Lyudmila has snarled:

"I think this man is a monster. He was dominating Ekaterina, even if she didn't see it for a long time. He should pay her after what he put her through"

Kazakhstan? Ronnie is Borat!! Where's your mankini, Bozza!!
Blartmonster Sat, 12/12/2009 - 14:35

"Lyudmila Ivanova, from Kazakhstan, is claiming that Ronnie "should pay" Ekaterina for the way he treated her (but she's not a cocktail waitress anymore) and that he "abused" her granddaughter throughout their 18-month relationship.

Lyudmila has snarled:

"I think this man is a monster. He was dominating Ekaterina, even if she didn't see it for a long time. He should pay her after what he put her through"

Kazakhstan? Ronnie is Borat!! Where's your mankini, Bozza!!
Blartmonster Sat, 12/12/2009 - 14:35
All of them in the scenario are s c u m.
whereswaldo Sat, 12/12/2009 - 17:09
Every one of these stupid fucks is a worthless cunt.
aaaargh Sat, 12/12/2009 - 23:53
I said that when this story first broke, you erased it obviously
BonnyWill Sun, 13/12/2009 - 00:14
There truly is no fool like an old fool.
ColonelDebugger Sun, 13/12/2009 - 21:00
He should give Macca a call
ColonelDebugger Sun, 13/12/2009 - 21:01
The person she should really be angry with is her 'manager'. Aren't they supposed to stop the 'Toms' from turning nasty and beat the shit out of them if they do. Get yourself a new pimp love.
charl25 Mon, 14/12/2009 - 12:12
Wood got dry rot in the head, cretinus cunt
carbon cowboy Mon, 14/12/2009 - 22:54
Whilst I appreciate your sentiment it is somewhat ironic to call someone a "cretinus cunt" when you spell the word "cretinous" wrong and also appear to have missed out the word "has". Nice try though.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:37
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MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 17:17