Eli Roth has Peaches Geldof as his personal nurse
What a prick!
Fri, 04/06/2010 - 15:10 byEli Roth is currently recovering from surgery after his near-death experience at the start of the year, when he was stung by deadly sea urchins. No, the deadly sea urchin who poisoned him was not Peaches Geldof sucking his, erm, blood... and yes, we did say NEAR-death experience, meaning Eli is still alive and polluting our streets with his leery stare.
The self-proclaimed actor was kayaking in Mexico when he was pulled towards a sink hole. He managed to cling on to a rock, but little did he know it was covered in poisonous urchins, which proceeded to Sting him 200 times. Good on them, we say!
He is still alive to tell the tale, but on Wednesday underwent surgery on his foot to treat his injuries. In anticipation of the operation, he said on Twitter:
"Surgery today for the final sea urchin pin. If I die, I know that my only true regret in life was sitting through America's Sweethearts."
No regrets about sharing bodily fluids with Peaches Geldof, then. Which, in truth, is what's likely to be the death of him in the end.
Following the surgery - which was a massive success by the way (!) - Roth tweeted:
"I'm alive! Thanks to everyone at UCLA Orthopeddic, and to @peaches_g for being an amazing nurse."
*pictures Peaches Geldof in a nurse's outfit, hurls lunch everywhere*
Peaches herself sounded horrified when she saw the pin that the doctor's removed from Eli's foot, tweeting:
"Just saw the sea urchin spike that came out of @eliroth's foot. Its about the size of a small elephant. Mildly disturbed to say the least."
Not as disturbed as we STILL are from these pictures.
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I think that 'stanza' is a rather grand word to apply to Agadoo.
Yup, that figures. I hate seeing idiots wearing bands' t-shirts, and I reckon that the next person I see wearing a Black Lace one, I'm gonna ask him what the lyrics are in the 3rd stanza. Cunts.
He doesn't listen to Devo anymore than Jennifer Aniston listened to MC5 and she wore that Tshirt all the fuckin time.
What a fucking hateful pair. What a fucking travesty that A) he survived and B) he likes the brilliant Devo.
He's got the face that, yes, you would never tire of repeatedly punching with a shit-covered, barbed-wire adorned boxing glove
Sea urchins, Peaches. Peaches, urchins. I'd take the urchins.
He's really got some width about him, that Roth.
jesus that girl is ugly, some people have a face for radio - she has a face for the guillotine, I can just see it dropping into a basket with that vacant stare... Hurrah
But is Droopy Dog up the duff?
i attended the press screening of cabin fever.
it was compered by paul ross, before he made it big on price drop tv.
there was a q&a afterwards, but most of the audience walked out.
the whole experience was uncomfortable to say the least.
and the film was shit.
i attended the press screening of cabin fever.
it was compered by paul ross, before he made it big on price drop tv.
there was a q&a afterwards, but most of the audience walked out.
the whole experience was uncomfortable to say the least.
and the film was shit.
But is Droopy Dog up the duff?
jesus that girl is ugly, some people have a face for radio - she has a face for the guillotine, I can just see it dropping into a basket with that vacant stare... Hurrah
He's really got some width about him, that Roth.
Sea urchins, Peaches. Peaches, urchins. I'd take the urchins.
What a fucking hateful pair. What a fucking travesty that A) he survived and B) he likes the brilliant Devo.
He's got the face that, yes, you would never tire of repeatedly punching with a shit-covered, barbed-wire adorned boxing glove
He doesn't listen to Devo anymore than Jennifer Aniston listened to MC5 and she wore that Tshirt all the fuckin time.
Yup, that figures. I hate seeing idiots wearing bands' t-shirts, and I reckon that the next person I see wearing a Black Lace one, I'm gonna ask him what the lyrics are in the 3rd stanza. Cunts.
I think that 'stanza' is a rather grand word to apply to Agadoo.
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