It would appear that not even a sail across the high seas in a yacht worth £15million will be enough to save Tiger Woods's five-year marriage to Elin Nordegren, as according to reports the Swedish swimwear model is in talks with a team of very thrilled lawyers about divorcing the billionaire golfer in the New Year...

It's now being claimed, after the alleged orgies with prostitutes and bonking up to 13 women (not including the prostitutes), that Woods slept with one Jamie Jungers the night his father died and did the deed in his marital bed. 

The, er, cocktail waitress told the NOTW:

"I was beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties."

Enough said...

So now Elin has reportedly confided in a 'close friend', who in turn confided in the NOTW, and said:

"Elin will pretend it's the usual family celebration for the children and then ditch the man. "In the short-term they'll act like any other loving couple. Elin won't break it all up right away. But she does need some time alone to herself and a legal separation will happen very quickly."

Apparently 29-year-old Elin confronted Woods, who has just bee dropped from Gillette, over the affair allegations and screamed:

"Don't talk to me, speak to your therapist! I don't want to see you!"

Which sounds pretty civil to us. And she's reportedly already moved out of their home with their children and is currently living in another property 200 years down the road.

Meanwhile, mistress number... (fuck knows, we've lost count) Rachel Uchitel, who claims to a five-month affair with Woods, was paid a reported £1,350,000 in hush money (but he might want a refund) as apparently told friends:

"Tiger and I are still together no matter what. He said we have to wait a couple of weeks before we can meet up again. But I AM his number one girl.

 

"The media are putting me out there like I'm some whore but that's not what I'm about. It is a relationship and I can't believe everyone is so surprised and making a big deal out if it."

 

But then she added:

"He bought me anything I wanted - everything and anything. It was great."

 

Hmm, we don't want to sound too pedantic, but that sounds a little bit like prostitution to us...